public service announcement

[scumbone]

New e-mail, at a non-pornographic webhost this time! CapnScumbone@yahoo.com. now there are two, count them TWO slow and inconvenient ways for non-telepaths to contact me. ciao!

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da email, da email .... yea yea da email

[amaristee]

My telepathy server is down at the moment so I've written you at the new address. Also cc'd it to your AoHell account in the event you check one and not the other. =D

[scumbone]

my AOheLl spam museum has been firebombed into oblivion,but your missive has been duly recieved at yahoo. feel free to use my LJ account as you would an e-mail account. since i am mighty in stature and loved by all, my life is a matter of public record anyway.

was ist das?

[kissofvenom69]

you conceited arrogant prick......but how true it is......oh how i love thee

guten abend, mein leibling!

[scumbone]

oh, ye tiny fey vision of furious domesticity,
bruiser of my thigh, and stealer of my heart...
i am wounded deeply by my likely inability to attend thy gala this eve...
for i was wounded by the kiss of another...
and the bastard gave me strep.

Re: guten abend, mein leibling!

[kissofvenom69]

was ist das! willst du komm mitt nicht? ach....das ist sehr schade......es ist okay...ich leibes du!......und deine madchen.........sie willst shteirben.....oder nein......

oh, you evil wee lass....

[scumbone]

my god. you found my ONE sick, awful fetish (except for pregnant latino teenagers)...any woman who speaks more german than I do. *swoon* catch me, i'm falling for you! one more man to put on your trophy shelf...
the ghost is really getting obnoxious lately. hopefully your unique presence will be enough to rescue us scared kittens again this weekend. seeya soon, and have a nice birthday. i'll have prezzies for you!