mm,beef blood.

[scumbone]

Ever since two weeks ago, I've been feeling progressively more fatigued. And photosensitive. And distinctively non-hungry, as in I go all day at work without eating. I don't even eat anything until like 8 PM, and even then I just manage to get a few bites down before I lose interest. I'm sleeping less, too. To be a bit esoteric, my third and fourth

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[z0mbarella]

That happened to a friend of mine once. I think he grew out of it.

[scumbone]

didn't this happen to ALL of your friends?

[scumbone]

the good news is that after consuming a wad of bloody raw meat last night, i feel remarkably better. the bad news is that after spending some time in the sun, i have a rash on my head, hands and forearms, the only parts that were exposed. this is getting stupid.

sunblock is your friend...

[ladylockeout]

just don't get the crap that smells like coconuts.

Re: sunblock is your friend...

[scumbone]

i already have some,and it smells like captain morgan's parrot bay rum, which is fine by me. this sun-allergy sucks, i always planned to move out to a stinking hot southwestern climate so i could crawl into the desert to die some day. i suppose i'll have to use my alternate plan, which is to row out into a lake at night and fish while drinking myself to death.

[sorinphyre]

Wouldn't it be more economical and nature-friendly to feed your honey-slathered body to a horde of flesh crazed fire ants?

[scumbone]

no.there are no fire ants in the region.i'd have to drive to georgia,and driving is bad for Mother Earth.

[sorinphyre]

You could always just feed yourself to your roommates. It might help with Ken's budding process, he just needs the proper nutrients to complete the protein synthesis. Besides, I'm sure your skull would make an excellent mantle-piece.