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scumbone

International BITCHES LEAVE week...

May 04, 2004 13:10

As I'm sure you all know, I've suddenly decided five minutes ago that May 7th to 14 is International BITCHES LEAVE week. This important holiday has a long and rich tradition spanning back thousands of years, all the way to the dawn of Misogyny. Unfortunately, recent humans have been deluded by the feminist liberal lesbian jew alien masonic agenda ( Read more... )

Comments 7

sorinphyre May 5 2004, 02:18:37 UTC

My vote for IBLW activity #1 is to lure Sex-mom into the front yard with stolen pharmaceuticals from Ancora and when she's in a semi-lucid stupor, get her to sign a concentual release form for the ritualistic penetration that would surely be commencing mere moments thereafter.

scumbone May 5 2004, 06:20:38 UTC

see,now someone out there is on the right track! you people could learn a lot from this guy! it's almost like he's suffered some sort of abuse or humiliation at the hands of a woman before!

amaristee May 13 2004, 22:38:13 UTC

Hmm, yeah ... we all abuse and humiliate each other somehow, but I am particularly mean and inhibiting of the poor boy, aren't I? At least the abuse I hand him is visible, though. At least I'm honest about it ... at least he sees it coming.

I mean, lots of people play the role of the 100%-Joyous lover within eyeshot of their "loved ones", but in reality are anything but. People like that end up venting their angst/annoyance/sense of incompleteness/unhappiness/disfavor for their mates in hidden ways, like - oh, I don't know, for instance - cheating on their significant others.

I've never done that and I wouldn't.

It might be my only redeeming romantic quality, but it is far more than can be said for some people.

scumbone May 19 2004, 04:44:14 UTC

yeah.you have an "open" relationship. that makes it okay.

me too? sabsfren May 7 2004, 15:12:25 UTC

Since i havent seen you in a while...and since im more like a tomboy anyways...does IBL rules still apply to me, especially being as how its a lovely friday nite? Cmon...I wear Ken's hats, that has to be good for sumpthin!

Re: me too? scumbone May 7 2004, 17:31:27 UTC

nooo...just come over when i'm back from the movie! bring brian and matt. i looove youuu!

*shakes head* kissofvenom69 May 9 2004, 10:14:25 UTC

you twisted twisted fuckin person you............ich leibes du, ris!!!!!!!!!!