I feel dysfunctional, but numb enough for two

[scummoth]

For a change I decided to do my food shopping in Morrisons in Hillsborough. Upon alighting the bus I noticed that Hillsborough had a very strong aroma of fish. Also noted,

There were an unusual amount of extremely overweight people in Morrisons

I spent 31p on squid

I bought a puzzle magazine with a free pink pen

The cashier looked at me as though I

Comments

[disography]

Yay! Squid!