Chess

[scummyfred]

AH! I will never play Chess again! I saw a Bishop in real life yesterday and he was walking FORWARDS!!!!

We know from chess that they can only move diagonally, but this obvious inconsistancy with life ruins the game for me.

I quit.

Comments

[thingy003]

you sir, are a buffoon.

[scummyfred]

Moo?

[finback]

I spent a whole day waiting for a castle to move *in any direction*. I was sorely disappointed.

But not as sorely as when I saw a horse move forwards two lengths, then sideways one. They had to put it down.

[chirallaeon]

Did it get ripped in half by a large alien?

[grandwazooo]

http://bash.org/?261501

[tonyhippy]

He was only a pawn in the game....