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[scurvee]

So I did it.

I changed my last name.

I lost the argument. Or something. So yeah, commence with the wisecracks. You know you want to.

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[scurvee]

Yeah, yeah. My friend Bob at work says he wants to put an ottoman in the middle of my office for me to trip over when I walk in. How come I never got any Nightline jokes?

[scurvee]

All the cool kids watched Cronkite.

[goninzo]

It's all about how it's pronounced, it's your tool for fucking with people!

For instance, change the way you say it like 3 or 4 times during a meeting, see who gets confused. `8r)

Or just leave off the van a couple times, say van is your middle name. heh

[scurvee]

Why would I mention my last name during a meeting? I could see where I could mess with the pronunciation of "Laina" but not so much with the patronym. I started calling my friend Jen "Miss HO" because she became a homeowner this year and we abbreviate "homeowner" in our system as "HO" so she started to call me "Mrs Dyke". It's all very cute.

[ez_oz]

So you're no longer a hyphen? So what's your surname now?

Have a lovely day! :-)

[scurvee]

VanDyke.
Never actually a hyphen, formally, just considered it. Oh well!