Lush
"Lush" is a store I've only seen at one massive five-story mall here, and it makes me very very uncomfortable.
These things look positively mouth watering.
They smell as delicious as you would expect.
The textures are especially tantalizing to just bite right into.
Everything looks so creamy and melty and wonderful
But every single thing in this store, if you haven't been reading the signs...
IS SOAP!!!! IT'S ALL ONLY SOAP!!!!
Ever watch a movie and what they're eating looks so delicious your mouth waters, but what they're eating doesn't even exist or would cost you an arm and a leg? This store is like being able to step into that scene, smell things and touch things, and it's all BITTER POISON IN YOUR MOUTH. I KNOW BECAUSE I TASTED MY FINGERS OKAY?
DON'T CALL THINGS CHOCOLATE THAT I CAN'T EAT YOU HORRIBLE PEOPLE.
These things look positively mouth watering.
They smell as delicious as you would expect.
The textures are especially tantalizing to just bite right into.
Everything looks so creamy and melty and wonderful
But every single thing in this store, if you haven't been reading the signs...
IS SOAP!!!! IT'S ALL ONLY SOAP!!!!
Ever watch a movie and what they're eating looks so delicious your mouth waters, but what they're eating doesn't even exist or would cost you an arm and a leg? This store is like being able to step into that scene, smell things and touch things, and it's all BITTER POISON IN YOUR MOUTH. I KNOW BECAUSE I TASTED MY FINGERS OKAY?
DON'T CALL THINGS CHOCOLATE THAT I CAN'T EAT YOU HORRIBLE PEOPLE.