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cmdycntrlprsntme: Is it normal for a guy not to react when you say "i flashed someone underwater." ?
savinyouforlater: No that's definitely not normal
savinyouforlater: What was the situation
cmdycntrlprsntme: i know.
cmdycntrlprsntme: Well, you see. Randal was supposed to go to the pool with me and a few chicas this evening. But he didnt go. So I told him he missed a good time. And I told him I flashed someone underwater.
cmdycntrlprsntme: and he hasnt answered.
cmdycntrlprsntme: im like "i know he has a gf. but who in their right mind wouldnt want to know details!"
savinyouforlater: Hahahhahahahaha
savinyouforlater: Hmm you might want to secretly let his mother know about this one....she could talk to him and maybe even get him professional help if she thinks it's necessary
cmdycntrlprsntme: haha
cmdycntrlprsntme: i'll be like "Mrs. Randal's Mother. I think there is something wrong with your son. He wasn't interested in hearing about my ta tas."
savinyouforlater: Try to lay it on a little bit more lightly than that...you don't know she's gonna take the news. Try working it into a conversation.
cmdycntrlprsntme: haah oh yeah
cmdycntrlprsntme: Okay.
cmdycntrlprsntme: Hey Randal. Invite me over for dinner.
savinyouforlater: Hahhaha
cmdycntrlprsntme: Pass the salt, mrs randal's mommy. your sons not interested in my ta tas.
savinyouforlater: Yea that'll work
savinyouforlater: HAHAHHAHAH
savinyouforlater: Sarah, you are gold
savinyouforlater: I love you
cmdycntrlprsntme: I love you more!
savinyouforlater: Haha
cmdycntrlprsntme: the pass the salt line is the best
cmdycntrlprsntme: you can do it with anything
savinyouforlater: Haha yea
savinyouforlater: I agree
savinyouforlater: I've used it many times
savinyouforlater: Sometimes 2 or 3 times in one dinner
cmdycntrlprsntme: haha!
cmdycntrlprsntme: sometimes things need to be salted.
savinyouforlater: It's great to drop bombs like "Hey mom I had a wild orgy 3 weeks ago; I used no protection and everybody present was infected with HIV and I still haven't had my period I'm probably pregnant. Please pass the salt"
cmdycntrlprsntme: haha
cmdycntrlprsntme: "Hey mommy. Ooo chicken!" Lauren you came home late. "Oh yeah. Wild orgy. Then some guy took me back to his place and I dont know what drugs I took....but they were amazing cuz I didnt feel a thing. Good news is. I dont know who it was. Bad news. I might be HIV + or have syphillis....tough call. Oh! And I need to go to the store to get an EPT. By the way...can you pass the salt?"
savinyouforlater: HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA LMAO
savinyouforlater: OMG I LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU
cmdycntrlprsntme: haha I LOVE YOU MORE!!!
cmdycntrlprsntme: haha then pull the "How was your day?"