Stole this from Koze, looked like fun >3
Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
In the morning. For various reasons
Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?
Personally I'm not a visual person. So neither does much for me, but as for what I'd do for my SO? Either >3
Vibrator or Dildo?
I technically own both, but prefer the vibrator
Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
I actually prefer lights on. Now that Im comfortable with nekkidness and whatnot, I like being able to see my girl's face and everything.
Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Neither, they both sound like cheesy porn words
Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
Over the knee please! Never realized how much I liked that until...well...I tried it XD
More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
Neither, they both make me sick to my tummy.
Word preference: Cock or Dick?
Cock I guess, but again, both are cheesy porn words.
Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Uh, haven't tried either.
Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
Threesomes are definitely not my thing, lol.
Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?
Ugh...neither? If I had to choose one, sex while strangers watch.
Newly Discovered fetish?
...No, not really
Master or slave?
Fuck no
Slut or whore?
Um, no.
Light Bondage or heavy?
Light....maybe?
Whispering or screaming?
Depends. If we're alone, maaaaybe screaming. But I think it'd feel kinda cheesy
Ever lost your sanity?
No.
Most coveted perversion?
Wanting stuff to be done to me while I'm sleeping :x
Spanking?
<33333333333
Submissive?
Extremely.
Under the boot or wearing the boot?
No boots?
Hot Candle wax or warm?
Never tried it, but it doesn't seem very interesting
Relationship Status:
I has a girl
Orientation:
Lesbian *gasp!*
Body type:
I gots a tummy pooch. I blame WoW
Religion:
I got my own thoughts, don't fall under a category
Zodiac Sign?
Aquarius/Rabbit (or Cat, depending on which book you read)
Smoke / Drink:
No/yes
Current Location:
Tampa, FL (no, I will never admit I live in Seffner)
Your Weakness:
My boobs, hands down
Your Best Physical Feature:
I like my neck, lol. But other than that everything is just meh
Your Bedtime:
Depends on the day. It sucks having to wake up at 5am two days in a row ;.;
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Yeah, and I definitely will be in 2 weeks. BIRFDAY!
In the past week have you masturbated:
lawl, of course
Number of Piercings:
Just my ears
Number of Tattoos:
None (yet)
Do you consider yourself perverted?
Yes and no.
At what age did you lose your virginity?
Technically 17, but I try to block that out of my memory. So we'll say 19
Have you ever deflowered a virgin?
Nope
If you give head, do you swallow?
When you're giving head to a girl, its kind of hard not to swallow...
Do you like oral stimulation of the anus?
Stay the fuck away from my bootyhole.
Do you like penetration of the anus?
I hear so many girls rave about it, but it just doesn't strike my curiosity
Have you ever tried fisting?
Fuck. No.
How would you rate the intensity of your sexual desires on a scale of 1-10?
Honestly, I'd put my self at a 9 or 10. I'm a fucking horn dog :< I can has cold shower?
Nymphomaniacal?
Depends on your definition. If its lots of sex with one person, yes. Lots of sex with multiple people? Fucking hell no. Keep your herpes to yourself
Do sexual preoccupations interfere with other activities?
If Im visiting my girlfriend...yes "Lets go watch TV...oh, you're naked...". But otherwise, no
Are you promiscuous?
No, nor will I ever be. I hate the dating game, I can't stand flirting, and I definitely despise the "lemme get in yo pants" game. I'm perfecting happy with only having sex with one person the rest of my life.
Do you ever regret sleeping with someone?
I did with one, but that was a stupid teenage mistake.
Do you ever have phone sex?
I call them "appointments" kthnx.
Do you ever call a 900 number (or similar commercial service) for phone sex?
Haha, no
Do you ever make obscene phone calls?
Not on my phone
Have you ever had a sexual experience that defies your "normal" orientation?
No...not really. When I was younger I messed around with a male friend (but never went beyond the boobies). But we both ended up gay XD
Have you ever made yourself up to resemble the opposite gender?
Hehe, yeah. I make a pretty believable guy too
Have you ever had an erotic experience with a transvestite or transsexual?
Nah.
Do you find feet, toes, or shoes erotic?
I think feet are cute, but definitely not erotic
Do you find underwear, lingerie, or hosiery erotic?
Girls in boyshorts or boxes are hawt, but thats about it.
Do you find long hair, cut hair, or shaved hair erotic?
Meh, its hair. I like my girl's hair though. Its fun to play with.
Have you ever peeped on someone?
Um...no, don't think so.
Have you ever used a recording device such as a video camera to peep on someone?
No.
Have you ever been caught peeping on someone?
No.
Have you ever "flashed" someone?
lawl, yeah
Are you a sadist or masochist?
Neither
Have you ever slapped, spanked, or whipped someone during a sexual act?
...Don't think so
Have you ever been slapped, spanked, or whipped during a sexual act?
Yes
Have you ever cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed someone during a sexual act?
Um, No.
Have you ever been cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed during a sexual act?
No.
Have you ever participated in a threesome?
No, nor do I ever want to.
If so, what gender were your partners?
N/A
What is the maximum number of partners you've had during a sex act?
1
What is the most people you have slept with in a single day?
1
Does the idea of sharing a partner (such as inviting a neighbor to have sex with your spouse) excite you?
Not the slightest
Have you ever had sex with a relative?
No.
As a minor, did you ever have sex with an adult?
Nope.
As an adult, have you ever had sex with a minor?
Nope.
Have you ever had sex with a person of retirement age?
Uh...wtf?
Have you ever had sex with an animal?
No. No. No.
In the morning. For various reasons
Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?
Personally I'm not a visual person. So neither does much for me, but as for what I'd do for my SO? Either >3
Vibrator or Dildo?
I technically own both, but prefer the vibrator
Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
I actually prefer lights on. Now that Im comfortable with nekkidness and whatnot, I like being able to see my girl's face and everything.
Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Neither, they both sound like cheesy porn words
Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
Over the knee please! Never realized how much I liked that until...well...I tried it XD
More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
Neither, they both make me sick to my tummy.
Word preference: Cock or Dick?
Cock I guess, but again, both are cheesy porn words.
Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Uh, haven't tried either.
Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
Threesomes are definitely not my thing, lol.
Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?
Ugh...neither? If I had to choose one, sex while strangers watch.
Newly Discovered fetish?
...No, not really
Master or slave?
Fuck no
Slut or whore?
Um, no.
Light Bondage or heavy?
Light....maybe?
Whispering or screaming?
Depends. If we're alone, maaaaybe screaming. But I think it'd feel kinda cheesy
Ever lost your sanity?
No.
Most coveted perversion?
Wanting stuff to be done to me while I'm sleeping :x
Spanking?
<33333333333
Submissive?
Extremely.
Under the boot or wearing the boot?
No boots?
Hot Candle wax or warm?
Never tried it, but it doesn't seem very interesting
Relationship Status:
I has a girl
Orientation:
Lesbian *gasp!*
Body type:
I gots a tummy pooch. I blame WoW
Religion:
I got my own thoughts, don't fall under a category
Zodiac Sign?
Aquarius/Rabbit (or Cat, depending on which book you read)
Smoke / Drink:
No/yes
Current Location:
Tampa, FL (no, I will never admit I live in Seffner)
Your Weakness:
My boobs, hands down
Your Best Physical Feature:
I like my neck, lol. But other than that everything is just meh
Your Bedtime:
Depends on the day. It sucks having to wake up at 5am two days in a row ;.;
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Yeah, and I definitely will be in 2 weeks. BIRFDAY!
In the past week have you masturbated:
lawl, of course
Number of Piercings:
Just my ears
Number of Tattoos:
None (yet)
Do you consider yourself perverted?
Yes and no.
At what age did you lose your virginity?
Technically 17, but I try to block that out of my memory. So we'll say 19
Have you ever deflowered a virgin?
Nope
If you give head, do you swallow?
When you're giving head to a girl, its kind of hard not to swallow...
Do you like oral stimulation of the anus?
Stay the fuck away from my bootyhole.
Do you like penetration of the anus?
I hear so many girls rave about it, but it just doesn't strike my curiosity
Have you ever tried fisting?
Fuck. No.
How would you rate the intensity of your sexual desires on a scale of 1-10?
Honestly, I'd put my self at a 9 or 10. I'm a fucking horn dog :< I can has cold shower?
Nymphomaniacal?
Depends on your definition. If its lots of sex with one person, yes. Lots of sex with multiple people? Fucking hell no. Keep your herpes to yourself
Do sexual preoccupations interfere with other activities?
If Im visiting my girlfriend...yes "Lets go watch TV...oh, you're naked...". But otherwise, no
Are you promiscuous?
No, nor will I ever be. I hate the dating game, I can't stand flirting, and I definitely despise the "lemme get in yo pants" game. I'm perfecting happy with only having sex with one person the rest of my life.
Do you ever regret sleeping with someone?
I did with one, but that was a stupid teenage mistake.
Do you ever have phone sex?
I call them "appointments" kthnx.
Do you ever call a 900 number (or similar commercial service) for phone sex?
Haha, no
Do you ever make obscene phone calls?
Not on my phone
Have you ever had a sexual experience that defies your "normal" orientation?
No...not really. When I was younger I messed around with a male friend (but never went beyond the boobies). But we both ended up gay XD
Have you ever made yourself up to resemble the opposite gender?
Hehe, yeah. I make a pretty believable guy too
Have you ever had an erotic experience with a transvestite or transsexual?
Nah.
Do you find feet, toes, or shoes erotic?
I think feet are cute, but definitely not erotic
Do you find underwear, lingerie, or hosiery erotic?
Girls in boyshorts or boxes are hawt, but thats about it.
Do you find long hair, cut hair, or shaved hair erotic?
Meh, its hair. I like my girl's hair though. Its fun to play with.
Have you ever peeped on someone?
Um...no, don't think so.
Have you ever used a recording device such as a video camera to peep on someone?
No.
Have you ever been caught peeping on someone?
No.
Have you ever "flashed" someone?
lawl, yeah
Are you a sadist or masochist?
Neither
Have you ever slapped, spanked, or whipped someone during a sexual act?
...Don't think so
Have you ever been slapped, spanked, or whipped during a sexual act?
Yes
Have you ever cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed someone during a sexual act?
Um, No.
Have you ever been cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed during a sexual act?
No.
Have you ever participated in a threesome?
No, nor do I ever want to.
If so, what gender were your partners?
N/A
What is the maximum number of partners you've had during a sex act?
1
What is the most people you have slept with in a single day?
1
Does the idea of sharing a partner (such as inviting a neighbor to have sex with your spouse) excite you?
Not the slightest
Have you ever had sex with a relative?
No.
As a minor, did you ever have sex with an adult?
Nope.
As an adult, have you ever had sex with a minor?
Nope.
Have you ever had sex with a person of retirement age?
Uh...wtf?
Have you ever had sex with an animal?
No. No. No.