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Arnold doesn't dance. He barely even walks!! STOP DANCING PUSSY BOY!
:My mom says it won't last.
*You're mom's an alcoholic
Do you take Emily, to have and to hold, through sickeness and health, for as long as you both shall live.
"I'm Gay."
Pardon?
"I'm...
:He's Gay
:: I Heard!
*What he meant to say is, He's having a lovely day
"No mom, I'm gay."
< Are you still gay? >
...
< She sent you this >
"What is this?"
< Wedding Cake >
"She's diabolical!"
-- These are a dead woman's treats
>> I hated the Bridges of Madison County
> My husband has three testicles!
Quotes from In & Out with Kevin Kline... Wheeeeeeeeeee... Tom Selleck... hehe
bold = the narrator for Manly Men
: = lil flower girl
* = Howard's mother
= reverend
"" = Howard
:: = Emily
<> = Howard's father
--, >>, > = women of town