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[text] heavyheels July 1 2011, 00:03:10 UTC
[what the - ]

what?

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[text] sdrawkcabsllort July 4 2011, 17:20:15 UTC
FUCK FIGHTING AN ASSHOLE COVERED IN BLOOD.
FUCK HIS LITTLE SHITTY AVATAR ASSHOLE SHOOTING ME IN THE NECK.
FUCK THAT BITCH THAT... UGH.
NO I CAN'T EVEN TYPE IT.
JUST
FUCK THE BAVANSHEE, OKAY.
FUCK HER SO HARD.
I HOPE SHE PIROUETTES BACKWARDS INTO A FUCKING FIRE AND SEARS HER SHAMEGLOBES OFF.
THEN SHE CAN RUB HER FACE ALL OVER THE SLIMIEST, MOST ERRATICALLY PULSATING SPHINCTER OF THE GROSSEST HORRORTERROR IN THE COSMOS.
THEN MAYBE WE CAN TALK ABOUT WHAT SHE CAN DO WITH ONE OF MY SICKLES AGAIN, CAPICHE?

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[text] heavyheels July 4 2011, 18:00:05 UTC
[s-so much swearing HER EYES oh god]

is all that really necessary? sheesh!

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[text] sdrawkcabsllort July 4 2011, 18:15:00 UTC
WELL FUCK YOU, YOU ASKED.

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[voice] heavyheels July 4 2011, 18:17:51 UTC
[ok, screw the text, it takes too long.]

Hey! I didn't ask for you to insult me, and do you really need to swear so much? Sheesh! I get that you're angry about stuff, but you're not the only one who is.

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[TEXT ALL THE WAY] sdrawkcabsllort July 4 2011, 18:25:26 UTC
I DIDN'T FUCKING INSULT YOU.
ARE YOU THAT BITCH WHO HOPPED INTO MY CORPSE AND TRIED TO KILL ONE OF MY FUCKING FRIENDS WITH ME?
NO, I DON'T THINK YOU FUCKING ARE.
SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GETTING YOUR DELICATE FUCKING ~*FEELINGS*~ HURT. I WOULDN'T GIVE A SHIT NORMALLY, SO WHAT THE FUCK MAKES YOU THINK I'LL CARE ONE JOT OR MOTHERPISSING TITTLE ABOUT IT NOW?
SOME OF US WOKE UP THIS MORNING PUKING BLOOD AND SPORTING A SCAR FROM HAVING OUR NECK SHOT OUT.
SO TAKE YOUR PROPRIETY AND FAERY-SYMPATHIZING BULLSHIT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR SEED FLAP.

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[voice] heavyheels July 4 2011, 19:50:47 UTC
You -

[fsjlkdhf ahhh what do]

Shut up!

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[TEXT] sdrawkcabsllort July 6 2011, 13:45:01 UTC
YOU KNOW WHAT
FUCK THIS SHIT
I DON'T NEED THIS ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE
PISS OFF.

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[voice] heavyheels July 6 2011, 16:00:39 UTC
You know what? You're not the only one here who's got crap to deal with. You could be a little less horrible about it!

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Re: [voice] sdrawkcabsllort July 6 2011, 16:09:34 UTC
CRY ME A FUCKING RIVER
I JUST GOT SHOT IN THE NECK AND THEN MY CORPSE GOT HIJACKED
AND IT TRIED TO KILL SOMEONE I
WELL THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER.
I ALSO JUST PUKED UP A LOT OF BLOOD
IT'S NOT ALL MINE.
BUT COME ON.
TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU.
I HAVE SO MUCH CARE I CAN'T EVEN HOLD IT ALL.

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[text] heavyheels July 6 2011, 16:17:19 UTC
[chie's actually upset enough to switch back to text. nothing like someone rude knowing you sound like you're about to cry, amirite.]

you're a jerk.

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[text] sdrawkcabsllort July 6 2011, 16:37:57 UTC
YEAH, OKAY, I GET THAT.
I'M THE SHITSLURPER
I GET THAT
IT'S ME.
NOW STOP RUBBING MY FACE IN IT, OKAY

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[text] heavyheels July 6 2011, 16:55:09 UTC
oh good

be more sarcastic

that's just great!!

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[text] sdrawkcabsllort July 6 2011, 16:58:45 UTC
I'M NOT BEING SARCASTIC, FUCKFACE.
I'M BASICALLY BEING ONE OF MY MISSING FRIENDS AND HATING MYSELF RIGHT NOW.
AT LEAST I DIDN'T DRINK ANY OF HIS GROSS-ASS YELLOW BLOOD.

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[text] heavyheels July 6 2011, 21:52:05 UTC
[ ... wtg, karkat, her anger is dissipating enough to form a civil reply.]

your friend is missing?

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[text] sdrawkcabsllort July 11 2011, 13:19:44 UTC
HE'S NOT HERE ANYMORE.

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