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carcinoGeneticist [CG] opened an audio channel [022]

Jul 12, 2011 00:36

[The feed comes on, seemingly by accident.]

Okay, fuckass, let's do this thing.

[Karkat's voice has that outdoor quality. It's also clearly not directed at the feed, but definitely audible. His general tone is just shy of shouting, after all.You know where the pressure points for this fucking roof is, right? Do I need to show you again? No? Okay ( Read more... )

rennovate your ass, oh jegus take cover, john human egbert

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[audio] chauvinisms July 12 2011, 01:56:00 UTC

My, my! What a foul mouth you have! No, this certainly isn't Hyrule...

[Inwardly, she wonders what the hell a fuckslap is supposed to be.]

[audio] sdrawkcabsllort July 15 2011, 15:09:30 UTC

[Sometime after the roof has settled, he notices that the feed had been on. Rolling his eyes, he begins to respond to the comments. One is a voice he hasn't heard before. Well, that's got to mean --]

So you're pretty obviously the newest butt of the fucking joke.

Welcome to the land of faeries and douchebags, where you're basically worth as much as a shitstain on god's underwear.

[audio] chauvinisms July 16 2011, 02:44:52 UTC

[Unseen, she waves this off dismissively.]

I've already been briefed on the situation. I don't require a second welcoming committee. ...unless, that is, you have more specific information you can offer?

Or perhaps your companion would be willing to demonstrate that strange power once more, wahaha!

[audio] sdrawkcabsllort July 19 2011, 18:52:57 UTC

[Karkat's voice raises as he shouts over at John.]

HEY, FUCKASS! Some jewel-encrusted nose-crone wants to see you fuck some more shit up! Give her the fucking courteousy while I fix this bullshit you've landed us in!

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trashheap_angel July 12 2011, 02:01:55 UTC

....Fuckslap?

sdrawkcabsllort July 15 2011, 15:06:58 UTC

[His teeth are grinding together, and when he speaks, it sounds like he's doing is damndest not to fly off the handle.]

I take it back he's not a fuckslap. He's a motherfucking moron.

trashheap_angel July 19 2011, 20:34:10 UTC

Why are you spending time with him, if you hate him? Are you fighting?

sdrawkcabsllort July 19 2011, 21:08:53 UTC

Hey. I don't hate him. Don't insinuate that shit!

[Blushing? Slightly. He's ashamed when anyone brings THAT up. Not that there's any chance, really, of Rubi knowing about kismesistude.]

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[ video ] hey I just remembered we haven't done this in a while. n___n junesoholic July 12 2011, 10:10:00 UTC

[ Hey, Karkat. There's a little girl at the screen. Waiting with baited breath.

What time do you think it is?

( ... )

[ video ] IT'S UNICORN TIME sdrawkcabsllort July 15 2011, 15:25:58 UTC

[When Nanako sees this response over the accidental feed, what she will see is Mr Unicorn prancing around in a circle, rearing up, and then trotting over to nuzzle the front of John's shirt! Awww!]

[ video ] junesoholic July 15 2011, 15:42:41 UTC

[ Aww, that's so cute.. ;u; Nanako seems THRILLED. ]

H-hi there, mister unicorn! Do you like him..?

[ video ] sdrawkcabsllort July 15 2011, 15:56:49 UTC

What the - oh, for fuck's sake. You're back.

[Karkat might be facepalming, but Mr Unicorn nuzzles at John's shirt some more and then neighs at the camera, trotting a little closer.]

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[audio] adios_toreadork July 12 2011, 15:01:07 UTC

[Gives a frightened squeak

Ducks for cover]

[ video ] sdrawkcabsllort July 15 2011, 15:11:33 UTC

Did you lose your fucking spine, Nitram? Because I thought we established you were trying to fucking grow one!

[This is Karkat snapping into his communicator while he surveys the damage.]

[ video ] adios_toreadork July 15 2011, 18:41:23 UTC

Um, yes, but...there's not a whole lot a spine can do against a wind like that...

[And here's Tavros peeking at the communicator nervously. He's only dreamed of being able to use his Page of Breath abilities to do a windy thing like that, but it's still kind of frightening.]

[ video ] sdrawkcabsllort July 19 2011, 18:47:28 UTC

Well - [Karkat shoots a filthy glare over his shoulder, in John's directions -] - at least the asstrumpet has some fucking control of it.

Some. Not enough to keep the fucking roof in tact, but still. Every little helps.

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[1/idk] sdrawkcabsllort July 15 2011, 15:13:16 UTC

[Karkat gives the MOST UNDIGNIFIED YELP EVER and stumbles back as the wind begins to pick up. He throws his arms over his face as though they would do anything to shield him in the long run.]

[2/idk] sdrawkcabsllort July 15 2011, 15:14:47 UTC

[When the roof (and only the roof) is lifted off, he gives a whoop of success, pleased at John's control. It's swallowed up in the roar of the wind, of course.

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