I don't blog much, yet I am compelled to write about the very boring orientation I just had ( Read more... )

Baney and New Mike, hereto after known as Ralph, are much better friends ( Read more... )

The key, is to know what they're trying to diagnose you with.

DisorderRatingParanoid Disorder:LowSchizoid Disorder:LowSchizotypal Disorder:ModerateAntisocial Disorder:LowBorderline Disorder:LowHistrionic Disorder:ModerateNarcissistic Disorder:LowAvoidant Disorder:LowDependent Disorder:LowObsessive-Compulsive Disorder:Low
-- Personality Disorder ( Read more... )

If anyone knows of a job opening in the customer service field, please let me know.

Or in the field of youth outreach, or alcoholism, or birds that can do math.

I want a job in bird math.

I wake up every couple hours to throw up. I ran out of stuff to throw up around midnight. And now theres lettuce. I haven't had lettuce in month's.

I used up most of my laundry money on water.

Apparently Christmas is supposed to be the first day of Christmas. Crazy Germans. My birthday is the first day of Christmas, I got presents and dad set up the fake tree with me. And we started the traditional family visits during which I got both Christmas and birthday presents. I miss being a kid ( Read more... )

Bacon can be baked.

This is news to me.

Double meaning.

1. I think I'm going to L.A. for a little, depending on if I get a new job or when I need to start etc.

2. Kathy is back in town this week. She wants to hang out with 'everyone' is anyone that reads this part of everyone? I can think of four people who might be, one of which never hangs out with us even when she is in town.

As a whole, the electronics team has never been better. Not because of me, but I went out of my way to get the team members I wanted to work back there, and they made us good. We are currently number one electronics team in the area ( Read more... )

If I were arrested, what would it be for?

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