A Connections Horror Story (is there any other kind?)

[sea_wolf]

We're leaving Connections and my mates want to go to the toilet first. So I head downstairs to wait for them. I go over to the cafe and get myself a small wedges and then sit down on one of the tables to wait. I then notice that a guy who has been dancing like he was on drugs on a podium earlier is sitting near me. He turns towards me and says...

Comments

[chickenadmiral]

Oh - My - God. Was he hot? ... haha :P

[sea_wolf]

Common sense would tell you that he wasn't. After all, hot people don't need to resort to such dodgy practices.
And even if he was hot... still ewwwwww. :P

[mix_o_choc]

psycho matt strikes again I assume ... that or it was weird creepy guy

[sea_wolf]

Well, weird and creepy is certainly right, as for his name, I don't know and I don't want to, but it wasn't anyone I'd seen out on the scene before.

[mix_o_choc]

ok now thats scarry, it could have easily turned dodgy

[sharkitect]

omg how awkward...should've stood up and replied....can I f'k u right here, right now on this table!? and hopefully awkwarded him out more. ps hope u liked ur bday pressie :-p

[sea_wolf]

Somehow I don't think it would have worked, but maybe I'll try something like that if it ever happens again.
And thanks for the pressie, I loved it.

[anonymous]

Blame it on the Spud with a weak bladder

[snowfoxx]

Bite me Ball-Boy !
I was doing the drinking for three of us... what do you expect? :o)~

[babycakeseth]

You guys had fun without me..??!!! ahhh!!!!

Unfair.. i miss you all...

Pouts..

[sea_wolf]

Just wait till I tell you the other story from that night...