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that guy still thinks it was my fault he rear ended me... i guess some people are just dumb asses.

Btw.... it was free... ::cough::


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Today on the way to school... i was stopped at the cotaco stop sign coming from union hill waiting for traffic to clear so i could go... and this dolt of a driver rear ends me... i could tell from the impact it wasnt hard enough to have done any damage.... and i just didnt feel like getting too involved and being late for school... so i just went ( Read more... )

i figured i would take a picture of my majorly swollen cheeks... because its amazing...

I even threw in the pouty face for good measure... yo know... the one that makes you go... "awwww"


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at our golf match yesterday... i was with the biggest dick alive... (excuse the french)

Every chance he got he would friggin brag about all the lessons he took, how he was pretty sure no one would beat them this year except maybe "this one  team". So he shot one birdie... i was impressed then.... but that was before i noticed he was a jackass.

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never.. NEVER EVER look up Onychogryposis on Wikipedia... i almost barfedafter fasting for 40 days and my stomach was void of anything to reject.

you can only play the end of sultans of swing so many times before your fingernail starts to separate from the skin underneath

just thought you should know.

i hate guitars

my hair is cut
and now im ready to party/write another darn paper.

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