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[seadeckgo]

Ok, another question. Does anyone think that he might break a finger trying to change the toilet paper or paper towel roll? Because apparently HE does. He just leaves the shit sit out on the counter and I do it. And trust me, if **I** haven't broken anything doing it, he ain't gonna either (although I did once break my thumb pulling up my socks

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[aerinha]

LOL. Girl, don't you know that every time a man changes the toilet paper roll his weenie shrinks a tiny fraction of an inch? Or so they seem to think, argh! Mine went so far as to declare the toilet paper roll holder "broken" (it's not, it's just LOOSE) so I would stop railing at him about it.

Makes you wonder how a man ever holds a janitor job successfully, doesn't it?

[seadeckgo]

Dude, I almost peed my pants when I read that! You are too funny.

[aerinha]

AH, good, then my work here is done for the day! But it's SO TRUE!!!!!

[seadeckgo]

So.... SOMEHOW, this TP holder is broken and yet YOU manage to get the TP on the roll, eh? Men. They were born with penises, they can't help it.

[rusalkat]

my roommate will do this as well. he also seems to have problems rinsing his whiskers down the drain when he's done shaving over the sink, so every time he does either of those things i 'forget' to refill the water filter or 'forget' to take my hair out of the shower drain. it's totally passive-agressive, i know, but i have to get my jollies somehow...

ah, men.

[seadeckgo]

ah, men indeed. You know what I always say to someone else in a situation like this?

It's not his fault. He was BORN with a penis. He can't help it.

In fact, I'm going to go so far as to tell you my favorite story and man-theory. Did you know that when you get an ice cream headache it's because your mouth/tongue is SO COLD that all the blood rushes away from your brain to warm your mouth. I think it's the same with men. They have all that extra equipment to run and that's where all the blood goes.

[rusalkat]

heh heh heh - i can totally get behind both of those theories!

so if a guy has an erection while he's eating ice cream and gets the head rush, will he just pass out then and there? more importantly, is it considered uncouth to take what's left of his ice cream and run? :)

[seadeckgo]

OMG, Kat, that is the FUNNIEST thing I have heard in weeks. No. It is not improper to take his ice cream and run because by the time he realizes what happens you'll be miles away with a belly full of ice cream. HAH!