I was going to make a joke about your fart jokes being real sexy but then I considered and realized there are some things you just can't joke about. Something must be wrong with those dudes.
I'm with you on number 2. I'm probably going to have half a dozen by the end of the month, then I'll keep cranking it up from there.
But: I tried to call you a few days ago. I'll try again.
youve called me while ive been in a movie theatre with my aunt and at church! super dee dooper bummer timing, d00d. try again, please! i wanna hear your gruff voice and ridiculously girly giggle!
i have actually tried this, but my farts are generally pretty quiet and not smelly enough to induce vomiting. although when i do let one go, i generally follow it up with a purposeful, "heh heh heh."
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I'm with you on number 2. I'm probably going to have half a dozen by the end of the month, then I'll keep cranking it up from there.
But: I tried to call you a few days ago. I'll try again.
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