I paid off my credit card! Whatwhat. Now watch me run it up again while I'm in Italy!

"And I was miserable, for tonight I had acted like them. Smith and Parker and Jones, I had never been one of them. Ah, Camilla! When I was a child back home in Colorado it was Smith and Parker and Jones who hurt me with their hideous names, called me Wop and Dago and Greaser, and their children hurt me, just as I hurt you tonight. They hurt me so ( Read more... )

( My Future )

RASPBERRY MOCHA FRAPPUCINOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you've ever thought about what it would be like to fly, I suggest that you get eaten by a vulture. The vulture has very strong wings. He can carry you over rivers of sparkling green sewage, deserts of arid dust, and precipices of the most death-defying altitudes. Sure, you could fly on a plane, and avoid the untimely process of digestion, but ( Read more... )