annoying guy

[seagullheadguy]

there's this guy i work with who, as it turns out, should probably be discussed in a negative context on the internet. he is a mormon commerce student who wants to get into advertising, though he specifies he'll have nothing to do with those awful european agencies. they lack the moral chutzpah of their north american counterparts, he says. he

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[sleepycat]

I would like to meet this young man, not to say anything or do anything just to stare at him and wonder about things.

1) I wonder if he was a dog what type of dog would he be, and if so how far could I punt this dog, if I choose to.

2) If this guys head was made out of cheese, how much would be worth?

and so on, and at the end of the staring I would ask him these quesitons that I had thought of. But not with english, more just staring at him to see if he could read my mind.

bye

speaking of cheese

[seagullheadguy]

i think his favourite book is who stole my cheese.
if you don't know what i'm talking about, you should go to amazon and check it out and buy it. seriously. i heard it was fascinating and cool.

Re: speaking of cheese

[sleepycat]

no

Re: speaking of cheese

[seagullheadguy]

what happened to you last night?

[sausagess]

You work? At a job? With people?

I need to sit down and put my head between my knees.

[seagullheadguy]

okay, but be careful not to fart.

because farts stink.

[therobot]

Can you get that guys number for me?

[seagullheadguy]

IMMORALITY!

i guess i could give him your email address.

[cranley]

I love fundamentalists.
Didn't we have a big conversation about this last Friday?
You should write him a haiku... something like

You are a mormon.
I, myself, do not believe,
yet I'm tolerant.

[seagullheadguy]

i think we did, but for some reason i can't remember a lot of the details. that's odd. that haiku was rad. am i being tolerant? i mean, i know that tolerance would generally mean letting things like that slide- for most people, anyway. but what that guy was doing flies in the face of several convictions i hold religiously. people should never talk about the arrogant worms like that.
never.

[cranley]

your being tolerant by not having such a narrow minded perspective on the realities of life (in reference to his reaction towards the kids in the hall skit).

[seagullheadguy]

ah, right. i gotcha.

maybe i'm stepping out of line here, but what if, when he did that, i were to get up and scream obscenities after him from the coffee room door until i was red in the face and sobbing? what if i soiled myself and tackled him with my crotch? that's tolerant, right? would the haiku still apply?

Ba-Bada-Dum.........

[_puffalump_]

You need to impress this young man, everytime he enters the room you should pull out one of those long valve-less trumpets and play a little entrance song. If you do this enough times he would surely give you another look at his keychains, pens, t-shirts and magnets and maybe even be given the chance to touch one.

Re: Ba-Bada-Dum.........

[seagullheadguy]

hahaha.

i agree. i'm not sure it would have the same effect it has for trump, though. there's no golden escalator into the coffee room, and as far as i know he doesn't have any entourage. but that would be cool.