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[seagullheadguy]

i think somebody spilled maple syrup on this desk because i've been sitting here for about an hour and now my hands smell like maple syrup

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[cranley]

FUCK YEA DUDE! My fucking uncle built this BITCHING telescope after he got out of prison. NASA was all like "HOLY SHIT DUDE! Your fucking scope fucking rocks, fuck!" and he was like "Yea, totally... eat shit, government fucks!" Well fuck man, to make a long story totally fucking short, NASA didn't like that kind of attitude so they stole it from his garage in the middle of the night like the pussies they are and they're planning on replacing the hubble with it.

If i ever meet those assholes at NASA i'm gonna totally wail on them with my fucking geeee-taaaaaaaaar like I was Marty Fucking Friedman! Teach those fuckers who's the fucking boss in this motherfuckin' bullshit! BOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

[tonylicious]

Fucking Awesome! I didn't even know that was you until I saw your tag. Nice pic.

[seagullheadguy]

holy shit your life is extreme.

i don't want to even begin to imagine how many vert ramps you've been on.

[cranley]

Awwwww jeah dude! If by "vert ramp" you mean "horizontal fucking", than you're tooootally correct. You don't wanna know, hombre!

[sleepycat]

the hubble can already look back in time. They just have the fucking thing pointed in the wrong direction, DUH!

[seagullheadguy]

god. that so figures.

[fattymccraigs]

Ok, I'm not a physicist, or a physics student so bear that in mind. As far as I understand the big bang theory, all matter originated at one point where a massive explosion occurred as a result of the massive pressure applied to an infinite amount of matter in an infinitely small amount of space (I know that's a horrible explanation

[seagullheadguy]

yes.

that's the kind of nerdy answer i was looking for.

so what would you find then in the area around the original explosion point?

anything?

jeez

[dan_pulv]

Haven't you ever heard "Sippin' on Some Sizzurrrp" by Project Pat? I'm pretty sure there's a verse in there about sippin' in a computer lab even though there's the "no food or drink" sign at the entrance. That's gangsta shit.

yeesh

[seagullheadguy]

no!

it sounds awesome though. what a great idea for a song.

so now syrup is sizzurrrp?

i could live with that.

[tonylicious]

could you ever see the big bang or at least an area of the universe where all space is full of radiation from the explosion?

No to the first part. Yes to the second.

As for the pancakes, I'm pretty sure it was Dylan.

[seagullheadguy]

ohhhh look at you with your disagreeing with the other guy

so then do you say there's like a super giant star where it happened?

huh?

[tonylicious]

I'm actually agreeing with him. You can see the Big Bang because the light is already passed us. But we can theoretically see the light from the other side of the big bang as it comes the other way. It wouldn't be the Big Bang, but just a little bit after when everthing was still gas and radiation.

Unless, of course, light from the original Big Gang hits the end of the universe and pops out the other end Atari-like. I've got my bets on that.

know your place

[_agentcooper]

sure tony. why don't you tell us about the creator and and the
trickster? or about the bear who ran to the stars and got scared
of all he could see and then couldn't come down? huh? huh?