Sidetrack Salvage: 4th Wall

[seagullmun]

Every couple of months you guys throw me a curveball. Y'know what, though? I got this. Bring it on!

Comments

[tehsongsong]

I LOVE YOU LENNY

I LOVE YOU ALWAYS ♥

[seagullmun]

I'm totally into you too, lady. If I was a twenty-something failed writer instead of a bird I'd be like "yo, get in my Honda girl, you fiiiine".

Caaaall meeeee~

[kadabralin]

LENNY

ILU

[seagullmun]

Dude... is that an elephant? like a baby cartoon... whatever. MOAR MEE-MEE FOR MEEEEEE~

[missmimmi]

HERE IS MIMMI

YAY

[seagullmun]

UFIEHFHOUWHDOWEWEI {W

*Robotic voice-over for LYFE*

[warm_water_pen]

Pen Pen needs his bath! Misato keep room to hot! Need help to open freezer door!!

Re: *Robotic voice-over for LYFE*

[seagullmun]

GODDAMN you're needy. Lookit me- I'm self-sustaining!

...Who closed my toilet lid?! Awwwwww-

Re: *Robotic voice-over for LYFE*

[warm_water_pen]

PenPen not needy .. PenPen lonely! Misses Misato and Shinji boy.

Re: *Robotic voice-over for LYFE*

[seagullmun]

...I can understand that.

Need to cuddle? Not that-- not offering, no. Nothing weird.

...but if you need a cuddle...

[almalthia]

Lenny, I will keep you forever and feed you whatever you want! ♥ ♥

[seagullmun]

I don't know who this is but I think I'm sold.

Do you buy Bugles? I'm not sure if I like them. Get me, like, five boxes so I can try them out and tell you for sure.

[almalthia]

You don't need to know me, baby. just know that I adore and appreciate lovely birds of all shapes and sizes.

I'm on the way to the market after work today. I'll pick up some bugles and other assorted goodies for your perusing.

[seagullmun]

You and me? We're going places.

[ahhhhwell]

Oooh, I haven't had roast seagull in quite some time.

[seagullmun]

It's people like you that make us love to shit on people's funnel cakes.

[ahhhhwell]

Mmmm, seasoning!

[Krew licks his fingers ... or more like slobbers over them.]