Third Salvage: Break through like the Koolaid Guy

[seagullmun]

...Have things been weird lately or is it just me?

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[hylian_courage]

Um... Lenny?

[seagullmun]

Yeah, Link?

[hylian_courage]

I'm sorry I left.

[seagullmun]

You're still my best friend, Link.

Guess what? I got to be a hero!

[ofthefrost]

It is just you.

[seagullmun]

Oh. That's... who is this?

[ofthefrost]

It does not matter. Who is this?

[seagullmun]

....Lenny...

[canttrustliars]

Lenny, you're on the Elegante. I'm pretty sure it isn't you.

[seagullmun]

Thanks. That's good to hear. I was a bit scared, to be honest.

[imaletyoufinish]

Yo Lenny, I'm happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but Finding Nemo had the best seagulls of all time!

ROFL

[seagullmun]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT FRIEND.

... and you're a jackass. So there.

[But Lenny thought he was the best...]

[imaletyoufinish]

THEY WERE THE BEST SEAGULLS THIS DECADE!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU DOWN! I WILL APOLOGIZE TO LENNY 2MRW.

[seagullmun]

If I was a seagull, sir, I would peck your soulless eyes out and enjoy them on toast.

--but I'm not so you're good.

[granygetyourgun]

[Very on edge from the past weeks event]
What the hell is going 'round this place? Things have been weirder 'round here then a huntin' dog having whhoptie-doo with a rabbit! I don't see why you all like vacations so much I just want to go home!

[seagullmun]

Having... is that like a moonpie?

Oh dear

[granygetyourgun]

Oh darlin' I forget some on you all are youngins. How old are you sweet heart?

[text]

[seagullmun]

Uhh..

[Be normal, Lenny. How old is a normal person?]

....like, forty-three?