This is my last night in Tucson.

It was a lot of fun, everyone was great, what a terrific town, blah, blah, blah.

Did you know that people call Tucson "T-Town?" I probably mentioned this before, but...what?

I'm driving back to school with my mother in my Hyundai Elantra. It should really only take three days but it will probably take four, because she ( Read more... )

I was driving home today and I saw a red Chevy Tahoe with a bumper sticker on the back that read as follows:

I Tried Seeing Your Point Of View
BUT I COULDN'T GET MY HEAD THAT FAR UP MY ASS

Indeed. So, to summarize, that person tried to see my point of view, BUT HE COULDN'T GET HIS HEAD THAT FAR UP HIS ASS. The reason why that's so gut-bustingly funny ( Read more... )

My name is Hov', OH, H-to-the-O-V
I used to move snowflakes by the O-Z
I guess even back then you can call me
CEO of the R-O-C

Hello.

My name is Dylan. I own a Hyundai, and my sister thinks it is ugly.

She didn't say it to my face, but I can tell. I can definitely tell.

It is kind of ugly. I have owned it for eight days. Oh well. It happens.

I could have ( Read more... )

http://youtube.com/v/je_ixJpYaGw
denis leary and lenny clarke caling an inning of the red sox-tigers game.

"alright mel? ya happy braveheart? huh? ya see that grab mel? huh? i hope in rehab they're showin a replay of that."


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People say too much. They try to explain something and they end up rambling on and the original idea is lost ( Read more... )

yeah, so italy can pretty much take their world cup and shove it up their ass.

Strep throat is so gay.

I read this in the paper this morning.

It just doesn't seem fair.

As a runner for Salpointe we all got to see the McGregor twins up close and personal at least 5-6 times a year, and you would always see them in the paper on Thursday morning as as 1-2 in whatever dual meet they ran the day before. In the track one would maybe win the 1600 and the ( Read more... )

whenever i go on myspace and look at profiles i always end up really angry. i don't know who exactly i'm angry at. i guess on the surface it's toward the people who made them, but it would seem pretty absurd that I would get angry at people i don't even know for doing some normal activity.

i don't have any other explanation, though, so i guess that' ( Read more... )

Today, or yesterday I guess, was Alycia's birthday ( Read more... )