Eridan: Freak the heck out -Text -

[seahorsecaesar]

wwhy are humans so inconsiderate and insesitivve you wwould think wwe wwould havve done better than that

not evveythin can be perfect i guess i mean look at howw fuckin flawwed they are havvin their nasty blood and evveythin

Comments

[urnewkingbitch]

[Normally, Dave would just ignore this poor excuse of a troll, but shit. Time to get the guy's seahorse for a couple minutes.]

damn dude
tone down the self-righteous bullshit already
i think we got it the first time that you think were some sort of lepers

[seahorsecaesar]

wwe dont think you are we knoww you are

and get off my journal space no one invvited you

[urnewkingbitch]

might want to watch what you say dude
we outnumber you
and someday youll say it to the wrong human and shit is gonna hit the fan so hard itll smack you in the face

oh gah im so sorry

[seahorsecaesar]

wwell just ovver text you cant hurt me

so there

stick that in your recreational puffin devvice and breath it repeatedly

Don't be. :D

[urnewkingbitch]

im not about to kill you
thatd be a colossal waste of energy
the fuck
oh you mean a pipe
that was so weak im embarrassed for you

[seahorsecaesar]

dont be be embarassed for your vvery mistake of an existence seriously wwe could havve done so much better i dont knoww wwhat the hell wwent wwrong

[urnewkingbitch]

oh man it takes a lot to talk to you and actually read this bullshit
i think id prefer the guy who looks like hes writing in piss

[seahorsecaesar]

wwhat

wwhat the fuck did you just say to me

[urnewkingbitch]

you saw what i just typed to you

[seahorsecaesar]

you really are a moron to choose that grub fucker ovver me

[urnewkingbitch]

no dude
this is how i stay sane in the face of insanity induced by teenage trolls
minus terezi shes alright

[seahorsecaesar]

clearly a human wwho uses such a wwretched colour to represent himself has no better sense than to choose someone of lesser mettle

[urnewkingbitch]

dude this is obviously the best color around
you just need to get off your high-horse
also you should feel bad for calling a guy wretched just because he types in a certain color
thats borderline racist

[seahorsecaesar]

you humans really dont get anythin

but evveryones tellin me to be nice to you

so ill do to you wwhat i do to most lowwer than me

and ignore you

[urnewkingbitch]

thats a ok by me
because i really dont care what you do