Eridan: Freak the heck out -Text -

[seahorsecaesar]

wwhy are humans so inconsiderate and insesitivve you wwould think wwe wwould havve done better than that

not evveythin can be perfect i guess i mean look at howw fuckin flawwed they are havvin their nasty blood and evveythin

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[text, and be glad it is, Eridan]

[cull_means_care]

-Eridan you leave t)(e )(umans' blood alone rig)(t now!
)(umans don't count on t)(e )(emospectrum. T)(at's a troll t)(ing.
Furt)(ermore, if you would just spend some time talking to t)(em instead of )(iding all t)(e time you would find some of t)(em very pleasant to be around.

Now, if you )(ave a problem wit)( a particular )(uman t)(at's different. But you're insulting friends of mine wit)( t)(is post and I will NOT stand for that!

-Text and oh shit it is on now-

[seahorsecaesar]

most a my dealins wwith humans havve been really bad like really realy bad for glubbin out loud it wwas that rose human wwho got me here

humans are terrible and i havve yet to see otherwwise

[text, don't be messing with her human friends]

[cull_means_care]

Probably because t)(is is )(ow you treat t)(em!!
If I were a )(uman and came across somet)(ing like t)(is I wouldn't be too frond of you eit)(er.
But if you would take your )(ead out of your nook for once and actually talk to t)(em nicely, you'd probably c)(ange your mind.

-Text forever and ever-

[seahorsecaesar]

alright fine shore so wwhat if im nicer to the next one i talk to and theyre still glubbin idiots then wwho is justified your or me