Eridan: Get your Myspace on -Video-

[seahorsecaesar]

*Here we see the hipster in his natural habitat: A bathroom with a camera over his head. He's looking every so spiteful as all hipsters are required by law to do, pushing his glasses up with his free hand as he glares*

Tell me somethin. What the glub do you guys do for fun around here? It's borin, like really borin. Not the end of the week and I

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[pricesandvaules]

Pushy, aren't you?

-Video forever- and i see you there

[seahorsecaesar]

So what if I am? I'm allowed to be.

sorry that took so long >>

[pricesandvaules]

Who says?

it's coo

[seahorsecaesar]

the purple in my vviens says

[itsahotone]

Sex.

[Yep. Totally entertaining.]

[seahorsecaesar]

*Blank stare.

Processing....

Hold please....*

...What's sex?

[itsahotone]

[Smirk.]

You have a computer or whatever, right? Look it up. I'll wait.

[seahorsecaesar]

*Disgruntled look. And now you get to sit there and wait while he looks it up. And you get to see the look of horror coming across his face. Which immidiately turns to a look of utter hatred*

you humans are disgustin.

[hamburellakind]

wow that was some nice myspace posing!
but uhh as far as your question
there's video games and stuff?
what did you do when you were bored back home?

-back to text cuz HE SO INSECURES-

[seahorsecaesar]

after all wevve been through you wwould actually mention a glubbin game
wwhat is wwrong wwith your think pan human
seriously

[hamburellakind]

hey
hey
at least we can't die in these?
and i mean there's games where dying isn't an issue anyway!
like
viva pinata!
well
unless you're a pinata
i guess

[seahorsecaesar]

wwhat the glubbin fuck is a pinata

text???

[izayadelic]

[Hello there, wild hipster! This mirror sees you in the mirror and man is he interested!

So he writes back on the mirror. It's mostly real-side friendly.]

Hi!!! i've heard that normal pɘople like to play gamɘƨ when they'rɘ really bored.

But maybe you dont know anything adout that? :(

Here we go

[seahorsecaesar]

*Needless to say, he's only a LITTLE weirded out by this. Right Mirrors,they exist...and they talk to people. In fun half backwards text. Awesome. He fucks off to find a pen, and wouldn't you know, its his colour purple. Matches his hair and everything*

wwho the hell is this
by the wway the last time i played a game the wworld ended

*Just imagine that all kinda messed up*

[izayadelic]

[Eridan you thoughtless fish. That's all backwards to Mirrorzaya and not to mention what even is that w nonsense.]

if you talk, i ɔan hear you. try it. pleaƨɘ.

[seahorsecaesar]

*He stares at those words. Well...that seemed stupid. Still, never hurts...*

I can talk...How can you hear me though? You're not HERE...well not HERE here.

*Whats that? this conversation just got weird?*

[cull_means_care]

)(ave you tried, o)( I don't know, leaving your room?
You know we )(ave a beac)( )(ere
And a pool
And lots of ot)(er exciting plaices w)(ic)( mean coming out of your s)(ell and investigating

[seahorsecaesar]

but there are humans out there and lots of people i really dont wwanna be around
humans dont respect me
at all
its annoyin
but maybe the beach wwould be alright
you wwanna go wwith me

[cull_means_care]

O)( will you get over t)(e )(uman t)(ing already?
Yes t)(ere are )(umans )(ere
T)(at is a t)(ing t)(at probably isn't going to c)(ange
You won't catc)( anyt)(ing just from walking around t)(is plaice

[seahorsecaesar]

wwell i knoww i wwont catch nothin
but i dont wwanna put up wwith them
theyre mean