Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches
Title: Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches: Table of Contents
Author: seaislewitch
Rating: PG (General/Humour)
Warnings: DH Spoilers, and it's creepy.
Length: 500 words
Summary: DH Spoilers: Browse the Table of Contents of Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches. Recommended by Fred and George, this was the book Ron used to learn how to charm Hermione in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Ron also gave a copy of this book to Harry for his seventeenth birthday.
Author's note/Disclaimer: This story was written for the August challenge at omniocular for the prompt #65 excerpts from Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches. The book title belongs to JK Rowling. Thanks to gelsey for proofreading for me. *hugs*
Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches
By Yookan Haveralot
*** Table of Contents ***
PART I - Basic Strategies
Charm - To be persuasive later, you must first be charming. Begin your journey on page 2 and learn how to act to attract your preferred type of witch.
Hygiene - Never underestimate the importance of a bath! Cleansing and Breath Freshening Charms can do only so much, and witches expect more. Learn ways to cleanse your body for physical contact and how to find a personal scent she can't resist. Page 10.
Appearance - A witch takes in the details of your appearance and forms her opinion within minutes of your introduction. Artfully arranged hair and stylish clothing will help to transform you into the wizard she will want to know better. Fashion tips on page 19.
Romance - She expects a bouquet of flowers, a fancy dinner, and a box chocolates. Don't let her down, but don't clean out your vault either! Twelve inexpensive ways to create settings for romantic interludes are on page 32.
Memory - Remembering her preferences -- not to mention your alibis -- is essential in gaining her trust. Use our helpful enchanted charts on page 33 to keep the details of your many witches straight. Never get caught in a lie again!
PART II - Advanced Tactics
Wealth - Galleons are aphrodisiacs for most witches, so you don't want to appear cheap. Learn spells to increase your perceived wealth -- for the short term -- on page 60.
Isolate - You've found the object of your desire, but her friends are in the way. Don't miss out on your chance by going the shy Demiguise route! Tricks to lure her away confidently can be found on page 87.
Touch - Playful, casual touching will create physical familiarity. The sooner you begin to warm her up, the more heat you'll generate later. Fifty situations where your touching will not be admonished. Page 103.
Comfort - When she's down, it's your job to comfort her with physical contact. Learn smooth ways to comfort her in any given situation and use those moments to your advantage. Page 138.
Humour - To put your witch at ease, use humour -- but don't over do it! A little goes a long way. You want her to think of you as her witty wizard -- not an embarrassing clown. Fail-proof jokes to use on witches on page 200.
Emotions - An emotional connection is what all witches want deep down inside, but navigating her moods takes skill. Learn how to strike a successful balance using the essential tactics on page 220.
Sensuality - Witches want a wizard who takes the lead. Make sure she knows you're in charge by making your time together magical. Spells and potions to enhance your attraction and virility are on page 341.