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seaislewitch

Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches

Aug 31, 2007 23:39

Title: Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches: Table of Contents
Author: seaislewitch
Rating: PG (General/Humour)
Warnings: DH Spoilers, and it's creepy.
Length: 500 words
Summary: DH Spoilers: Browse the Table of Contents of Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches. Recommended by Fred and George, this was the book Ron used to learn how to charm Hermione in ( Read more... )

public, fan fiction, gen

Comments 25

lorraineblue September 3 2007, 03:48:26 UTC

Brilliant!

Never get caught in a lie again! *rolls eyes* And the Touch and Sensuality parts were priceless.

Ron was so clueless I'm not surprised the book helped him so much. Thanks for sharing!

seaislewitch September 3 2007, 03:55:05 UTC

*laughs* I bet you're right. Thanks for reading!

septentrion1970 September 3 2007, 16:43:12 UTC

This is very well done.

PS I'm here through Hogwarts_today.

seaislewitch September 5 2007, 04:30:50 UTC

Aw, thanks for reading!

(And thanks for telling me about Hogwarts Today.)

redvelvetcanopy September 4 2007, 13:34:16 UTC

Excellent! I wondered, when I saw Ron's name in the summary, what this might be (didn't imagine a Ron/Hermione fic coming from you). Mr Haveralot sounds like a calculating sort.

seaislewitch September 5 2007, 04:32:08 UTC

*giggle snort* See? I made you look. :)

Yookan Haveralot is quite creepy...

muggle_prof September 4 2007, 19:40:23 UTC

Really well done

seaislewitch September 5 2007, 04:32:35 UTC

Thanks for reading!

tacky_tramp September 4 2007, 21:38:17 UTC

Hee! This was my prompt and I love what you did with it. I like how it walks the line between sensible advice and sexist manipulation. Exactly the sort of thing I could (sadly) see Fred, George, and Ron eating up.

seaislewitch September 5 2007, 04:45:00 UTC

As soon as I saw this prompt, I knew I had to do it. Great idea!

Yes, I see that about the Weasley wizards too, especially Ron. He so desperately wants to impress Hermione, but has no idea how to go about it. This book must have been golden to him. And then he gives one to Harry to use on his own sister! *shakes head*

The creepiest thing I found out is that there are TONS of internet sites posting tips on how to be a 'player'. Most women are smart enough to see right through the sort of thing they say tricks women. However, some sites teach more subtle tactics, which was eye-opening.

Thanks for coming over to comment.