potato salad and vinegar.

tv on the radio. yea.

genitals are for the weak.

Attachments to mammals with large amounts of sparse facial hair because they're too overdevloped to properly warm themselves anymore is not a good thing. No sir, not a dang doodley darn good thing at all.

I wanna make a horror movie. Evan, I'm looking to you. Oh, and I go Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys todaym featuring the one and only Cory Feldman, voice of Donatello in the first and third Turtles movies. I think I'm in love with gelatin. But how to consumate? Jello molds...

i truly think that long, pleasant bike rides are the cure for everything. the only reason I'm looking forward to summer. Campout at Huvis (sp?)-bike ride there and camp the fuck out of nature's maggoty cunt. Somehow, I don't think enlightenment comes with a free subscription to game informer. But if it did, I might have the patience. Tron

Meat puppets rock my socks off. Just remembered how much I like them and, for some unknown reason, how much the rest of the world hates them. Seriously, I have yet to meet someone who doesn't quiver like a labia in estrus when I mention their name. Meh, more for me to love. Kinda. Maybe? iPod has changed my life. I feel like everything in ( Read more... )

That one guy from KGo kinda sounds like the narrator for Rocky and Bullwinkle. Good lord i love that show. I have become one of the millions to own an ipod and don't quite know how to deal with this compromise of integrity other than relying on the comfort in the fact that i didnt pay money for it and technically it wasnt a gift. a throwpod. ( Read more... )

Texas Chainsaw Remake sucks ass. Glad I didn't see it until i was able to waste a free rental on it. Capote, however, is awesome. So's the original Hills Have Eyes. Elderly Mexican women haunt my every step and psychotic little brat demons loose all my Simpson's dvds. What a world.

Pre-ordered aqua teen four. shouldn't make me happy, but it does. so do piggy banks bearing no resemblance to swine whatsoever. talk is cheap, pennys are not.