Im off to the Ville....have a fantabulous weekend everyone, and dont get too many STDs (youve gotta save some for me )

Hot damn, I found time to post again. I am anxiously awaiting my departure for the third installment of the Matrix trilogy, and Im pumped. Neo is the shit, although he is probably much more of a pussy in real life. Well, Fletcher won. Good for him; I saw the picture of the other guy and his family all sad about the loss, if I were there I ( Read more... )

Lethargy sets in as I procrastinate class preparation. My clothes are on my bed, my aloofa anticipating the comfort of warm grimy dorm shower water, my sandals ready to bravely protect my feet from the countless bacteria residing on the dirt ridden tile floors of the undersized restroom. While dorm life has served me well socially, its living ( Read more... )

--"Donnie, what did Roberta Sparrow say to you ( Read more... )

Quit worrying about making your mark on humanity. Stop searching for the meaning of life. Cease spelunking the caverns of the human mind looking for the underlying cause of our being. Desist comparing your attributes, your accomplishments, your goals to those of others. Too much of our lives are spent outside of living. Ive seen way too many ( Read more... )

Mr. Teddy Bear loves you

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Today I sluggishly rose from my slumber with one goal in mind....to find an apartment that I can move into next semester that doesnt suck ass and that I can convince my parents to agree to. I think I did just that. My friend Paul and I checked out 3 places, two of which are great possibilities. One is especially sweet, with hardwood floors and ( Read more... )

The pressure felt by the plastic housing of a packet of ketchup when squeezed and sustained just at the point before combustion...that is how every muscle and joint in my body feels right now. My day has consisted of little more than pure physical exertion. Allow me to break it down ( Read more... )