My uncle has run for township assessor (or something like that) on a republican ticket for years. The last flyer of his that came in the mail said something about "Fighting for Republican values".
I did a quick "values check" to be sure that republican values aren't my values. Republican value #1: People can't marry whomever they choose. Nope, this is not my value. Republican value #2: The second amendment is somehow relevant in this day and age. Nope, that is not a value of mine either. Lastly, Republican value #3: the christian religion belongs in government. Fuck no, this is NOT a value of mine!
Mind you, I love my uncle. He is one of my favorites and I am in fact named after him. I just wouldn't vote for him, ever.
Funny how you never hear anyone talking about the 3rd Amendment these days! We should make people aware of it. Imagine this bumper sticker: DON'T BILLET HERE: PROTECT MY 3RD AMENDMENT RIGHTS!
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I did a quick "values check" to be sure that republican values aren't my values. Republican value #1: People can't marry whomever they choose. Nope, this is not my value. Republican value #2: The second amendment is somehow relevant in this day and age. Nope, that is not a value of mine either. Lastly, Republican value #3: the christian religion belongs in government. Fuck no, this is NOT a value of mine!
Mind you, I love my uncle. He is one of my favorites and I am in fact named after him. I just wouldn't vote for him, ever.
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