Well, today, I figured out two things.

THING THE FIRST
For every day that my xbox is late, past our agreed-upon and predetermined absolute due date for delivery, I am going to sign up for 10 different free porn links in his name. If I can, they will all be hermaphrodite porn. Nothing makes you work faster than Chicks with Dicks.

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Wow, I haven't updated in like 3 days, what the hell is wrong with me? Anyways, not much has happened to me lately, other than Bush winning, giving all the republicans in my hall to be assholes. Oh well. Maybe I can find a good school in Ontario. Windsor is actually about half as far away from home as Houghton. 18 year old legal drunkenness, ( Read more... )

Well, I think I'm going to write an email to my Mom about her latest troubles with Kern, and tell her to stop just letting him stay and all that crap. If she acts all wishy washy about it, I'm just going to ask that in spite of the problems that I've heard they're having, I'd rather not have to deal with Kern at all while I'm home, and have her ( Read more... )

Yesterday went pretty good. It was the dorm's day for the little kids to come through, and we were supposed to decorate the hall with halloween crap. My house didn't, but I was in Polock's room watching him play the new GTA, and his hall was. The thing is, though, they don't want you to leave your room from 5-7, when the kids are supposed to be ( Read more... )

Well, last night, I got to go through the online frenzy of registering for classes. The registration site opens at exactly midnight each night, and what day you can start registering is based on how many credits you already have. In the end, I found out that because of prerequisites classes that I haven't taken yet, I won't be able to take ANY of ( Read more... )

I made all the necessary calls and faxes today to get myself and absentee ballot, I just hope it gets here in time now. I had to bs one of the heads of the residential services people into letting me use their fax, but that wasn't too bad. Evidently, whether or not he would let me use it was dependant on how long I've been living in the dorms ( Read more... )

Classes went sort about as good as usual today. My damn roommate was up until about 4:30 on a Matt Damon movie binge, so I didn't actually pass out until about 3:30. Just in time to sleep through engineering this morning. Oh well, we got our shit done, as far as I know. But I guess we've got a meeting tomorrow, so we'll see. I really wish I ( Read more... )

Well, last night and today went ok. I ended up watching The Wall concert, part with Polock and the other Dan, while we ordered pizza. We were going up to his room to watch Dennis Leary, but I stayed behind for a minute or two wrapping up some IM's. Then, when I walked by our East kitchenette, I noticed that there were a few guys in there burning ( Read more... )

Wow, I really love Wadsworth Hall so much. We just had a power surge, which means that the fire alarms go screwy and start going off. Why the fuck can't they go off at like 2 in the afternoon, when only like half the people are actually in Wads? Not at 7:30, when we're all comfortably doing something. To add to the fact, we had to go stand out ( Read more... )

Well, I ended up failing the Physics exam yesterday, which was pretty depressing. By my counts, I got a 56% on it. But the class average was a 65%, so I'm hoping that he doesn't keep being a total douchebag, and he'll curve the grades. But, he likes being an asshole, so I doubt that'll happen. Take this as an example. On the exam, he'd make ( Read more... )