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[seanchai]

In the book store today, I saw the two saddest book titles ever: The New Adventure Bible, and the Little Pilgrims Progress, both of them clearly children's books. To make it worse, The New Adventure Bible had a picture of a guy rock-climbing on the front.

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[elspethdixon]

Only a hideously warped individual would attempt to force Pilgrims Progess upon children.

And I distinctly fail to remember any rock-climbing in the Bible. Going up mountains to talk to God, yes, but I highly doubt Moses used a rapelling line.

[seanchai]

The bright red helmet was the most painful part of it all.

[elspethdixon]

"I now present you with these twenty, *crash* oops, ten commandements." *mutters to self* "Just keep one hand on the rope, he said. You don't need two hands for the tablets, he said. Some omniscient deity."

[seanchai]

*Snerk.* Damn, now I'm not gonna be able to get that image out of my head through all of the Bible as Lit class I'm taking next semester.