Renting Out Jane

[seanjweb]

 I've decided to give Jane to Barack Obama.  I don't think her mom will mind much.

Comments

[bendyourknees]

Okay, the mind boggles at the possible answers to the "What would you like Senator Obama to do with your baby?" question. Especially since it can be fill-in-the-blank.

Pay for college education.
Change diaper.
Clothe and feed for 18 years.
Sniff.
Adopt.
Assign to high Cabinet post.

[clafount]

I'm down with this.

[halfgk]

Special handling instructions:

• cradle head
• If diaper (see "What would you like Senator Obama to do with your baby?") droops, change diaper (ibid).
• . . .