There's nothing quite like a bowl of Count Chocula and the Magic School Bus to wake you up in the evening after a long night with a certain metrosexual who shall remain nameless. Okay fuck that, Johnny Knoxville is a bitch and one I tend to spank when I'm feeling blue. He likes it. We were a hit at most of the Oscar after parties, mostly because ( Read more... )

My father always used to say that there's a reason and a place for everything. To a certain extent, fate has the upper hand. The rest is up to us and how we handle the time we're given. It's a blink. Forgiveness is key. Acceptance also plays a part. As his gaze met mine, this undeniable clarity overcame us both and it was the first time in a long ( Read more... )

Ashton is straight.

( excuse me )

( Mmmhmm. )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KUTCHIE. ILU :-* Your present is in my pants and no it is not the keys to a new car since you now have that ridonkulous motor cycle which I am going to pawn. I will not be around tonight since I am going to have reunion...drinks...with Simon Rex k? k. JUST KIDDING I AM ALL YOURS AND THEN SOME MORE DREAMYSIGH YOU :-[ I am sorry if ( Read more... )

So I had a big update planned about peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, Ashton, and Mraz but then I realized that I couldn't do it all without kind of getting the whole "boyfriend" issue out of the way and so this is just a post to say:

Heath Ledger,Do you want to break up? I mean, we haven't even talked in like a month, and I have some hot ass to ( Read more... )

So I think I am on my rag for a lot of reasons, my ~*~emotions~*~ have been running high and low all day, and this is usually a sign that either I need some ass or that I shoudl be drinking more or that I am indeed bleeding out of my invisible pootie tang. Yeah I know that description made you all want to eat some cherry flavored jell-o. Actually, ( Read more... )

Haha ummm I think I forgot I was alive. MY BAD. I know you all miss me and that will be fixed soon or something like that I promise or maybe not so much just for a few people but then again they aren't around either so I will continue to sit alone in my trailer in the backwoods of fucking nowhere and eat a lot of pickled eggs and practice my ( Read more... )

So I really don't have shittles to talk about. I've been fucking filming for what seems like fucking forever and then some, but I guess it really hasn't been that long. I've had a few breaks in between, a few visitors here and there but mostly it's been me and Fab hanging out until the bitch left last week or something. We went to Graceland 2 on a ( Read more... )

JASON BEHR IS THE HOTTEST FUCK EVER KTHXBI