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scene: watching an ab machine infomercial

Jessica- "I want a slimmer and trimmer me."

Patrick- "Yeah, i heard they make great pets."

end.

i had to get a fucking shot in the arse

i think i'm going to die

I love when guys come knock on my door at 10pm and ask me to put a fishhook through my nose.


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sobbingly, the teenager admitted killing the baby

This was the most wonderful weekend of my life.

Seeing him here added a magical hue to all the everyday aspects of my life.

I was complaining to Ian about how my roomie just needs to get laid, so that she'd stop whining and arguing on the phone every night with her long distance boyfriend ( Read more... )

Cooking in a dorm microwave is the shit.

Enough said.

In anthro today we watched a short film on genetics ( Read more... )

Making the sailing poster in my dorm room wasn't such a smart idea ( Read more... )