038: In Which It Could Always Have Been Zombies Again

[search2destroy]

I know you kids have a nice self-pity party going but, you know, this really isn't all that bad. Not that I'm saying don't go through all that trauma, of course, it's absolute gold.

Ares, sweetheart, mind dropping off some spare clothes? Pretty sure I'm the wrong size and, well, gender for what I was planning on wearing tonight.

Comments

[the_unrelenting]

Unless you're 6'9, I don't think my clothes'll do you a whole fucking lot of good. I need to borrow some of yours though.

[search2destroy]

I just need something I can wear until I get to a Men's Warehouse or something.

Also, you wearing my clothes is going to be hilarious. Just for the record.

[the_unrelenting]

Alright, I'll bring some shit over.

Won't it be a bitch if I look even better in 'em then you do?

[search2destroy]

Actually, given how girly my fashion sense is nine times out of ten that'd probably be even funnier.

[sunshnesongster]

Hey, I found it funny.

[search2destroy]

Well, that makes it two out of like thirty.

[sunshnesongster]

It happens.

[livetobefeared]

I don't really see... what difference it makes.

Though, it is interesting from a professional point of view~

[search2destroy]

Balance, for one thing. And probably a whole lot of sociological things that really don't apply to me.

[livetobefeared]

Statistically, psychologically or physically? I know I walk differently... lower centre of gravity... hm.

[search2destroy]

That's honestly the biggest difference for me, the center of gravity aspect. It's nice how being male has completely fucked with certain folks' heads, though.

[insidethebig]

Eris! ♥ I like you as a man. You're very attractive!

[search2destroy]

I know, right? I think "dapper" might be the right word. If this were like the 1920's, anyway.

[insidethebig]

Why limit yourself? You can be dapper as shit, Eris.

[search2destroy]

Oh, I know and I am. I'm just saying there's got to be a word that's fairly synonymous and a little more modern, that's all.

[shadeofspring]

What are you going to do about your job.

[search2destroy]

Live off my excellent Golden Globes coverage for a week. I don't work a nine-to-five job unlike some of you.

[shadeofspring]

It might be a good opportunity to do some undercover work.

[search2destroy]

That's a neat idea except I don't need to do "undercover work."