044: In Which Paradise is a Bore

[search2destroy]

You know what I miss? Lengthy, melodramatic rants about FEELINGS and RELATIONSHIP ISSUES and other assorted bits of petulant rage. Someone needs to bring that back! Four days is just too long.But really, how do people break up the monotony? Even decadent parties and riots and so on get a bit same-y once you've been doing them nonstop for the past

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[adivineavenger]

Why do you care about your birthday and why should anyone else be bothered?

[search2destroy]

Sheer materialism and a sense of entitlement.

[adivineavenger]

You're getting fuck all off me.

[search2destroy]

Hence "three or four of you" and not "all of you." I don't think we've even spoken before.

[most_persistant]

A birthday? How exciting! Do you feel different? Older? Wiser?

...

Do you feel like you're going to die sooner?

[search2destroy]

Wow. Good hope, Elpis.

[most_persistant]

Sorry!

I just thought you didn't like hope, sister.

[search2destroy]

There are separate rules for when it pertains to me and for when it pertains to basically anyone else.