019: In Which Fuck Musical Theater Week

May 24, 2009 00:33

Can I have your autograph?
he said to the fat blonde actress
You know, I've seen every movie you've been in
from "Pass to Pain" to "Duels of Glory"
And when you kissed Robert Mitchum
Gee, but I thought you'd never catch him
You're over the hill right now, and you're looking for loveI, involuntarily, ended up singing this under my breath during an ( Read more... )

i mean seriously fuck you, like with a chainsaw, fuck you cronus

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togivewhatisdue May 24 2009, 12:57:34 UTC
I'm feeling much the same.

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search2destroy May 24 2009, 18:05:31 UTC
Delightful.

Tonight's the night like Betty Wright and I'm chillin'
Killin', feeling no remorse, yeah
So let's go straight to the motherfucking source

... oh, how I wish, whoever the rapper is I just involuntarily quoted.

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togivewhatisdue May 24 2009, 18:32:12 UTC
There is a science in violence and it's better than the stress squeezer.

I don't know who I've been quoting either.

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search2destroy May 24 2009, 20:43:00 UTC
What the hell is a stress squeezer?

At least rap's easy to identify. And it probably helps that I've been listening to a lot of it in order to steer this stupid curse in the direction of a style of music that at least doesn't involve singing.

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pullingback May 24 2009, 13:08:31 UTC
Don't enjoy the chaos when it hinders yourself, Eris? What a surprise...

I'm searching for a change of pace
Trying to pull away all these names

Do tell what you'll be breaking.

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search2destroy May 24 2009, 18:06:08 UTC
If I cared about being a hypocrite, I imagine that would sting.

And I won't know what it'll be until it happens, the night's still young.

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pullingback May 24 2009, 18:33:52 UTC
Is this another death by misadventure
Tell me what you got, what you really got

I'd have been offended if it had.

No plans? Be wary, some might just drop in on things.

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search2destroy May 24 2009, 21:07:45 UTC
Predetermined destiny is who I am
Got your finger on the trigger like the Son of Sam
Like Clockwork Orange going off on the town
I've got posse bonanza to beat your ass down

It'll be a variation on my favorite number. I know every dive bar in the city and I know what it takes to get a riot going in each and every last one of them. The big difference is that this time I'll probably end up doing more than watch and laugh.

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zooos May 25 2009, 20:35:37 UTC
Oh during an interview with an actress? What were you interviewing for?

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search2destroy May 25 2009, 21:27:07 UTC
Just looking to get some statements on matters that I simply cannot discuss until the article's out. Even if it's probably not my article anymore.

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zooos May 26 2009, 05:39:59 UTC
Really, you're gonna make me wait?

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search2destroy May 26 2009, 06:17:23 UTC
Somehow I think you'll live. But at least I can get some satisfaction out of inconveniencing someone else, even in the most minor of ways.

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