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030: In Which It's a Nice Day to Start Again

Nov 20, 2009 23:41

One of my fellow members of the press has a wedding coming up this weekend. Her's, that is to say, not a celebrity's or anything. And so, naturally enough, there was a bachelorette party thrown in her honor just the other day! Expertly done, of course, and I really do hope to attend more than I have been in the future. There's nothing like the sort ( Read more... )

schadenfreude is go, high on strife, does not play well with others

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godly_gopher November 22 2009, 04:03:00 UTC

Is that a note of jealousy I hear?

search2destroy November 22 2009, 04:07:19 UTC

I can only hope you're referring to the gossip column and not the concept of marriage.

godly_gopher November 22 2009, 04:22:22 UTC

I am! Its your work after all, and you've always been a professional.

search2destroy November 22 2009, 04:41:44 UTC

Oh, I don't mind too much since the author isn't exactly infringing on my territory and assuming it's who I think it is, never will. I can't exactly make a livelihood by writing about the people in this complex's indiscretions at present.

... or, well, I could, but I have no interest in writing fiction novels.

pseudologos November 22 2009, 04:20:36 UTC

The concept of you and marriage actually made me fall off my chair.

My coccyx thanks you.

search2destroy November 22 2009, 04:32:20 UTC

Hey, it's not impossible. I could find myself a big, strong man to take care of

... no. No, I can't even make the comment sarcastically. No ball and chain for me, ever.

pseudologos November 22 2009, 16:46:21 UTC

You're getting a real one for Christmas, you realise.

search2destroy November 22 2009, 20:43:31 UTC

A ball and chain or a mail-order husband? Because if I get a choice I pick the latter so I'll have someone to clean up my apartment for me.

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search2destroy November 22 2009, 05:23:57 UTC

I could probably make a professional service out of killing weddings if I played my cards right. Amelie Andopolis, Marriage Assassin.

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search2destroy November 22 2009, 06:11:03 UTC

I'm not sure how one goes about publicizing that correctly, though. Probably some form of advertising where my actual identity's obscured somewhat.

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shadeofspring November 23 2009, 19:41:53 UTC

I find myself almost wishing it was you who wrote those fliers as well.

search2destroy November 23 2009, 21:06:54 UTC

Why, so you can have a direct target?

shadeofspring November 23 2009, 21:19:01 UTC

No, because I think you'd focus on more interesting topics of gossip.

search2destroy November 23 2009, 21:27:36 UTC

Oh, I think the subject matter is plenty intriguing.

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