031: In Which "Retro Cool" Is Sometimes An Oxymoron

[search2destroy]

Okay, full disclosure here. The Red Scare? Excellent stuff, one of the best things in the last century. And I really do like some of the fashion, certainly I can't complain about being given things in pinstripes.

But beyond that, and I know you're just clapping your hands with glee, old man, fuck fifties week. If I wanted my apartment clean I'd

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[zooos]

Your language is inappropriate, young lady.

There are children present, watch your mouth.

[search2destroy]

Awww, Zeusikins. Guess how little of a fuck I give about morality lessons from you, sweetheart.

[zooos]

I will not be spoken to like this by a woman!

[search2destroy]

Actually, you will. Don't worry, I know it'll sting at first and make you feel like less of a man, but ride it out, you'll get used to it. Or you won't and you'll just keep getting all Angry '50s Dad, that's probably more fun for me in the long run.

[dorightorelse]

Mother, your language is shameful. And you should have a man in your life. Every woman needs a good man to take care of.

[search2destroy]

... yeah, you're disowned until this week is over.

[dorightorelse]

Oh how silly you are, mother. I can't in good conscience let that stand, for then no one will be there to take care of you should the Communists make a stand against this country.

[search2destroy]

Oh, dear, but I thought it was women who were supposed to be taking care of men, not the other way around!

Yeah, no. You're embarrassing the family name, kiddo.