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033: In Which Eris Senses a Great Disturbance in The Force

Dec 29, 2009 00:14

... Hygeia, I said clean up my apartment while I was gone, not temporarily take up residence. Seriously, first person to explain all the shit that's not mine in here gets... I don't know. Most of the stuff I swiped from the spa or a spot on the guest list of some VIP party or something.

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does not play well with others

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panglossianelle December 29 2009, 08:21:29 UTC

Oh, HI! You're Eris right?

I'm Elpis! We're siblings, and now we're roommates too! Isn't that great??

Sorry about you not knowing, I thought the apartment manager would contact you, he said it'd be fine...but now that you're here we can get to know each other!!

Also, I baked cookies recently and you're more than welcome to them if you'd like! (:

search2destroy December 29 2009, 08:28:49 UTC

You have got to be[deleted]

I am going to fucking kill that pencil-necked[deleted]

... yeah. Great. So the manager assigned you to my apartment while I was out of state, huh?

panglossianelle December 29 2009, 08:34:59 UTC

Looks like it! Isn't it just grand? I'm so incredibly excited to meet you in person. Don't worry, I'm very clean and I won't be too loud or anything!

I heard you were at a spa, was it wonderful?

search2destroy December 29 2009, 08:40:19 UTC

Are you? That's tremendous, considering that I listen to loud music at late hours and work best in a disorganized environment. I wouldn't worry about cleaning much anyway, that's what I have Hygeia for.

And it was. In fact, I think I miss it already.

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dorightorelse December 29 2009, 16:52:30 UTC

Stealing things is not nice, mother.

However, it appears that I have a chance to find humor at your expense for a change.

search2destroy December 30 2009, 06:40:13 UTC

Oh, gosh, however will I face my prayer group now?

Yeah, enjoy those fifteen minutes.

[Filter away from Elpis] dorightorelse December 30 2009, 06:46:01 UTC

Oh there is much more than fifteen minutes worth of humor in this situation.

[Filter away from Elpis] search2destroy December 30 2009, 06:53:56 UTC

Figurative phrase. Hell, she might even turn out to be useful if I can teach her to not talk when we're in the same place at the same time.

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I'm sure he thinks he doesn't NEED to say anything. This is his amused face. greatmendontdie December 29 2009, 19:36:19 UTC

search2destroy December 30 2009, 09:30:07 UTC

Too slow, bright side found.

greatmendontdie January 2 2010, 00:19:14 UTC

Oh I'm so terribly disheartened.

search2destroy January 2 2010, 01:14:27 UTC

I'm sure you'll just be crying on the inside all the way through your next Bond villain monologue.

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[Filtered away from Elpis] togivewhatisdue December 30 2009, 02:38:24 UTC

My condolences.

[Filtered away from Elpis] search2destroy December 30 2009, 06:42:36 UTC

Maybe I can train her to fetch me things.

[Filtered away from Elpis] togivewhatisdue December 31 2009, 21:39:07 UTC

I'm fairly sure she's already trained. Just ask.

[Filtered away from Elpis] search2destroy December 31 2009, 22:04:04 UTC

Without talking or getting any excess cheer on me, though?

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