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[seasidesky]

Anybody else having a problem with the sun today? Man, I'm itching all over. Maybe boys do have cooties?

... Nah!

I'm hungry though. It feels like I haven't eaten all day!

And I'm no where near done my Christmas shopping! I haven't even started. Twelve days 'til Christmas! Twelve!

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[obliviomancy]

[this is Roxas giving DUE CONSIDERATION to the idea of boys having cooties.]

[obliviomancy]

Even if they do, you can't infect yourself.

This is Reno, playing big brother (oh god the scary)

[elevatorwarrior]

Word to the wise, kids. Cooties don't exist.

Awww.

[obliviomancy]

Tell him that.

[elevatorwarrior]

How old are you guys, anyway? Twelve? Thirteen? You got way too much time before you got to worry about things like that anyway.

[obliviomancy]

I'm He's sixteen. Why would anyone worry about cooties if they don't exist, anyway?

[elevatorwarrior]

There's other stuff out there, y'know, just not cooties. Sixteen, huh? Never would have guessed...

[obliviomancy]

Then it's a good thing you didn't have to guess. Stuff, like what?

[elevatorwarrior]

Syphilis.

[obliviomancy]

...

Somehow, I don't think he's going to need to worry about that.

[elevatorwarrior]

Probably not.

[obliviomancy]

So why're you talking about it?

[elevatorwarrior]

You asked. That's one of 'em. There's also crabs, and chlamydia (and continues on with way TMI)

Like I said, couple years before worrying about it.

(ooc: I'm so sorry, Sex Ed teacher, he is not)

[obliviomancy]

I thought you meant things people might actually catch. Crabs are animals, not a disease.

(ooc: *cracking up*)

[elevatorwarrior]

.... you're kidding, right?

[obliviomancy]

What?