This post is for fine ladies only. It is time to discard the bug-eyed sunglasses.
That ball of incandescent gas is out in the sky and all the fine ladies are putting on their sunglasses. But ladies, those bug eyed sunglasses should have been retired in 2007 at the latest. When did you buy that pair? 2004? Get those hideous things off your face.
OK? I mean, I realize this is Seattle, not Paris, and there are dudes on the street still wearing clothes from reruns of the Lame List, but you fine ladies are not dudes (and those of you who are already know better) and you should be within a few years of the cognizanti, ok? They were a fad destined for failure, and so are you if you are still wearing them.
I'm done.