STOP SENDING ME PORN YOU PERVERT!!!

[seaweed_head]

I swear to GOD I will come over there and beat the CRAP OUTTA YOU if you don't stop!

And next time, get a room. No one needs to see that shit.

...and stop saying that crap about Yanagi-senpai and Mura-buchou. They WERE NOT GONNA DO THAT!!!

Tell me that's a fucking lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments

[willowy_renji]

Akaya, calm down. You already have a fairly bad reputation, you don't need to make it worse.

Private to Akaya
I considered it. But we didn't, now did we? That would have been rather awkward at this point, not to mention the fact that you were drunk. I'm sure Seiichi will confirm this as well.

[senseiseiichi]

-Exactly- What Renji said. Don't let your temper get the best of you, Akaya.

Private to Akaya and Renji

My intent was more to get you away from the audience so that we could explain what we were talking about. Yes, it was considered, then quickly discarded. However, you were also incredibly drunk, and it wouldn't have been right.

But please tell us you knew what we were talking about.

[seaweed_head]

I think I'm allowed to be just a bit PISSED when my in-box is shoved full of this crap.

Private to Yukimura

...I don't...WTF

[senseiseiichi]

Private to Akaya

We were NOT planning on having sex with you. Trust me.

Private to Akaya

[willowy_renji]

Also, I meant to tell you, Ibu-san has a bit of a grudge against you, yet. I wouldn't aggravate him.

Re: Private to Yanagi

[seaweed_head]

What the hell did I ever do to him?

Private to Akaya

[willowy_renji]

He went to Fudomine, Akaya. Think about that for a moment.

Re: Private to Yanagi

[seaweed_head]

Oh, I SEE. I didn't do a fucking thing to him, plus he's blaming me for something that happened when I was in the EIGHTH GRADE. I don't do shit like that anymore.

I squared things with Tachibana and with Fuji. That's all that should matter. Freaking pisses me off.

Thanks so much for backing me up.

[psych_shinji]

...I'm sorry. I was not trying to make you mad. If my actions have hurt you, I am sorry for that.

[seaweed_head]

...

Private to Ibu

Somehow the "Jacking Off" page is not what I'd call educational. My god, I do NOT need to see that and I do NOT need people running around telling everyone my business.

...and I was drunk. Come on!

But, okay. I'm not mad anymore. Just. Don't do that again.

Private to Kirihara

[psych_shinji]

If someone was telling everyone else what happened that night, it wasn't me. The only people I would even talk about it with was the ones who were there, and I'm not sure that I even want to do that. And, honestly, that was the safest page I could fine. Most of them were much more...explicit, and I didn't like that for myself, let alone someone else.

I know you were drunk. I guess I underestimated *how* drunk, though. I am sorry about that.

I won't be, Kirihara-san. I really wasn't trying to upset you, and I *do* feel badly about that.

Re: Private to Ibu

[seaweed_head]

*sighs* Not to press the point but you weren't very good at concealing what happened in that post you made after the party. It's not just you. you're just the only one who felt compelled to send me "educational materials." Seems everyone thinks it's fun to talk about my business and make it Laugh at Akaya week. Freaking pisses me off.

And I guess I should thank you. At least now I know what was going on.

I'll get over it. We're square.

[kikumaru_kitten]

S-someone is sending you porn?

[seaweed_head]

Yeah...uh...I think they'll stop now.

Private to Kikumaru

Stupid IBU thought I need instructions. He can say what he wants, but that was NOT an "educational" site.

Jeeze...does everyone know my business now?

[kikumaru_kitten]

I hope so. That would make me very uncomfortable..

Private to Kirihara

Oh, Ibu did that? Wow. I feel your pain. My brother's forced magazines on me when I was younger, so I know it's embarassing.

No, not everyone. But quite a few.

Private to Kikumaru

[seaweed_head]

...

I bet your brother never thought about doing what Yanagi and Buchou wanted to do.

I don't know what to think about anyone anymore.

And I don't even know why I'm telling you that.

[torikkusuta]

Someone's sending you porn...? Do I even want to know?

Private to the brat

Have you decided what to make me in your video game?

[seaweed_head]

No. You don't. :P

Private to Niou

I guess a boneless chicken's out, huh? XD What do you wanna be?

[torikkusuta]

I'll refrain from asking anymore than...

Private to the brat

A boneless chicken is definitely out, bratling... What are my choices...? I can't believe I'm going with this...

[seaweed_head]

A chicken with chainsaws, bunny with machetes or human cannon fodder. The people are supposed to die, so you probably don't want to be one of them.

You don't gotta. I just thought it would be a nice way to thank the playtesters.