Giant Rose Bushes from Outer Space

[seaweed_head]

Aw, man, what is it with these freaking dreams? Did the Chem lab drug the water, or what? I been laughing at everyone. I mean…teddy bears with teeth? HAVING babies? Dudes, last time I checked, you’re all guys. Get real.

But this one dream I been having. It definitely falls under the weird category. So here’s your chance to laugh back.

Starts out

Comments

[willowy_renji]

First, Akaya, "ginormous" is not a word. Seriously, that's the language teacher in me coming out

And yes, that was a rather interesting dream.

[seaweed_head]

It was weird!

You probably haven't had an English class lately. It's a requirement for my major. Still sucks, but they make us buy dictionaries all the time. You can find it in:

Merriam Webster

See? They just added it.

Oxford English Dictionary

XD I only know 'cause I had to prove that to my prof. Good thing, too. He was gonna fail me. And leave me alone about "gonna."

[willowy_renji]

No, I've rarely had much use for English lately, except when dealing with Sengoku-kun's little team. Next semester I'm considering English literature, though.

Oddly enough "gonna" doesn't bother me as much "ginormous". The latter just sounds very awkward and it just doesn't sound very professional.

[seaweed_head]

Gotchya, senpai Yanagi! Doesn't happen that often. Sounds freaking fine to me. Who'd have fucking thought I'd have to study English to be successful. You should have made me pay attention more.

Gotta keep up with the times. My field's very current, and I have to be know how people are talking to make my dialog realistic. It's a ginormous responsibility! Hah!

[psych_shinji]

I...you've probably seen me interpreting some of these dreams, Kirihara. Do you want me to do yours, too?

[seaweed_head]

I dunno. Is it something I want people seeing? Some of those dreams....

You could private me, I guess.

Private to Kirihara

[psych_shinji]

Your dream

Re: Private to Shinji

[seaweed_head]

Yeah. Fuck.

It's easier to stay the same than change, but growing up?

Stupid dreams.

[senseiseiichi]

Man, why can't my dreams be that interesting? Mine involved my sister beating away monsters with Bear-san. Yours sounds like something out of a video game.

I'd play that, since I'm knocked on my back for at least a week.

[seaweed_head]

That sounds pretty interesting to me. Were they cool monsters? Did Bear-san have teeth?

Heh! You think that'd make a cool game. Maybe. Player has to win, though. Pretty sure I lost. Sucks.

Should have seen a doctor sooner.

[senseiseiichi]

They were kind of cool looking-like those monsters you described back in high school that I would draw. I still have those in my sketchbook. I didn't even realize it until today. Bear-san looked the same, though. I don't think Amaya would carry him if he had teeth.

Hey, you know about me and gardening. Of course I'd love a game about evil rosebushes. =)

You and Renji both tell me the same thing, Akaya. I think the same thing would have happened, though. Pneumonia just has to run its course. I'll be fine, just bored.

[seaweed_head]

Evil talking rosebushes!

Still should have seen a doctor sooner. Maybe you could have avoided the pneumonia. Niou and I are gonna come see you tomorrow--unless they release you--'kay? Want us to bring you anything?

[gaku_nii_chan]

Kid, your dream kicks ass. You really need to work that into one of your video games. Though the whole stabbing and bleeding part sucks. And I'm tired, so I"m going to go to bed.

[seaweed_head]

Yeah, the stabbing and the biting sucked big time. Especially when they had these little leafy tongues--hey I forgot to mention that!--that lapped up the blood. GROSS.

[gaku_nii_chan]

Dude, that's sick, and wrong! Normally, talking about blood doesn't bother me, but you just killed me there. Could you actually feel their tongues and suff licking it up?

[seaweed_head]

Yeah, it was awesome! And really, really, gross--which is what made it awesome! And you could hear them, too: slurp slurp slurp.