Kept down by the Meme.

[seborn]

I have no idea whether allonymist asked for legal advice before passing this on:

If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I was there for?

Answer me, then post this in your own journal to see how many different crimes you get accused of committing.

Comments

[nakor]

Protective custody.

Or a very badly misunderstood zombie flash mob.

Gaming without a license.

[baniszew]

Unlawful experiments involving ponies and monkeys.

[allonymist]

Civil disobedience of some kind; or a misunderstanding due to your presence at a game or guerilla artwork gone pear-shaped; or some kind of hoax-device charge.

[lionofgod]

I don't know, but they couldn't possibly pin it on you. After all, you had an impeccable alibi and the evidence was only circumstantial.

[kelkyag]

Being transported (along with other volunteers) to an emergency site that needed more hands.