I have my ups and my downs, but for the most part life is my big, giant lollipop. I will lick it and suck on it and savor the sweet, sweet flavor. And my mouth will (hopefully) turn blue and unnatural
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Have you ever looked in the mirror and thought to yourself that you never, ever want see yourself again? Not because you feel ugly, but because you're so disgusted with yourself and the person you've become
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Today I will interview at Chuckie Cheese and own the place with my beautiful self. I will spread my legs wide and take in all of the energetic children that I can possibly handle
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