Attention

[secca]

The following is a test of the Miriam Final Frustration System:

ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If this had been a real emergency it would have been followed by gnashing of teeth and sitting in corners gibbering. Thank you for your cooperation.

Comments

[jaxi]

*hugs you and hands you a bottle of booze encased in glass with a sign that reads "In Case of Emergency, Break Glass and Consume Mass Quantities"*