Just get the doctor to put a balloon in your uterus and fill it with scalding hot water so it burns your insides and you are only left with scars and no babies ever.
all I saw was the third line TINY LITTLE FISTS PUNCHING THE WALLS OF MY ABDOMEN. and all I could think was where did the "I'm knocked up" post happen?
But then I kept reading :) I will say... 9months without the Bloody Barron makes up for when there actually are tiny little fists punching the walls of your abdomen. You don't mind it at all.
If I got pregnant, it would be an act of god...because My Husband and I are in different countries at the moment. Though I DO want to be a mama some day. By then I'll be living in Alabama. Our kids can have biannual play dates or something. :3
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FUCK YEAH. HEAVY METAL.
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*headbang*
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I love Dramatic Readings.
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ps I googled that last line and lololololololol
pps ilu <3
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all I saw was the third line
TINY LITTLE FISTS PUNCHING THE WALLS OF MY ABDOMEN.
and all I could think was where did the "I'm knocked up" post happen?
But then I kept reading :)
I will say... 9months without the Bloody Barron makes up for when there actually are tiny little fists punching the walls of your abdomen. You don't mind it at all.
*hugs*
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*laughs*
If I got pregnant, it would be an act of god...because My Husband and I are in different countries at the moment.
Though I DO want to be a mama some day. By then I'll be living in Alabama. Our kids can have biannual play dates or something. :3
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